| 00:00 - 00:03 | The people are all obsessed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with Epstein's Island |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And want to know if you were there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This issue is not going away |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In fact, it's picking up steam |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's not big deal. I'll just |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | tell MAGA to get over it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The fact is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You've lost Bongino |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And even Laura Loomer |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All but Miller, Bannon, Donald Jr. and Eric get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Get my iPhone! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I need to tweet! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | When I tell MAGA to get over it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They get over it! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They can't think for themselves! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They didn't care about Stormy |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They didn't care about J6 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They don't care about TrumpCoins |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The GOP started the Pedo stuff |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I'm going to end it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's a little late for that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not even illegal in the Atlantic ocean! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NO JURISDICTION! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | RELEASE THE REPORT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | SCREW PRINCE ANDREW |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Flood the zone with bullshit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do I have to invade Canada? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I NEED A DISTRACTION! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Make this about Obama! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Remind them about JD and his couch fetish! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Kristi messed up. Hang her out to dry |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IT'S NEVER MY FAULT! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Don't you know that? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm more Teflon than Reagan |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If Melania doesn't care |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | why does MAGA? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I grabbed pussy for years |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I walked in on Miss Teen USA |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND NOW THEY SUDDENLY CARE? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He still wants to date you, Ivanka |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, maybe some tariffs will help |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I tried to tariff Guam |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But they're a US territory |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least it's not the Pee Tape |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My ass looked huge in it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let's Photoshop me onto |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Superman |
