| 00:00 - 00:03 | ..we can save a few dollars by selling this hotdog stand |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will charge $20 for a race book. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will get the horses to put on their own horseshoes. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But Chairman… we can’t tax the punters further… we already rip them off more than pokies |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We can sell this exercise yard to the Dept of Education to use as a brothel |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have some dodgy connections who can help… |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Minns, Vlandys…Gerry Harvey. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | .. my Fuehrer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..alas… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Alas… we just learned the members voted you out… |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have the numbers… |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All staff not involved in Operation ‘Hoodwink’ to sell Rosehill…. Please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | McMahon you are a dummkopf! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You and Vlandys and Minns are all dummkopfs! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I should send you all out to the forest to be shot.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Yes… a firing squad! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | …but knowing my rotten luck.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ..a stray bullet will hit some rare tree-frog… |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | …and I will be in trouble with those mad greenies ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I was born with the silver spoon, yet all my life I have been a failure! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuehrer is too harsh on himself! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My approval rating is lower than Charles Manson and Jacinta Allan ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuehrer… we got the bribes all wrong! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course you idiot!…. You offered a lifetime supply of meat pies! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | …but half of the members are vegetarians ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What good are free drinks? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | .. for people whose liver is in worse condition .. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | …than the Kensington track !? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It’s always the same…caught rorting the books under John Howard… I get caught lying at the ATC… |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Ritchie and Latham mock me… they say i couldn’t run a bath without supervision from The Board… |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Despite buying off the media we have been exposed as crooks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Where will i get a job now?… I’ll be sweeping out manure at Waller’s stables! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was once voted the Nationals pin-up boy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ..okay…so only three people voted.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ..but I had so much promise and potential !! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now I’m just a pathetic clown.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’m about as popular as Herman Goering at a weight-watchers convention in Tel-Aviv |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They say i couldn’t pick the quinella in a two horse race.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | When I got home last night even my goldfish turned its back on me! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why can’t I be popular like Gai and Craig Williams? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | When I appear at the races the flags go to half-mast…. By themselves! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Cheer up! Mcgauran and Vlandys will soon be leaving. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who will employ me now!? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ..maybe I could have the operation and put on a pink wig… and get a job as a newsreader for ABC ? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It might work. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | .. I was born in eastern Victoria… |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | … maybe I could get a job as chief mushroom inspector in Gippsland? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | … if I promise not to sell the office to a developer.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me some sort of tablet |
