Peter Mcgauran forced to resign…. Again!!!!
2 views • 7/10/2025
Poor Peter Mcgauran is informed by his flunkeys that the Rosehill fiasco means he has to quit his disastrous tenure at the ATC.
00:00 - 00:03 | We can sell this hot dog stand and make a few thousand. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Put our racebooks up to $20 |
00:05 - 00:07 | ..and get the horses to put on their own horseshoes |
00:08 - 00:12 | Chairman…alas we can’t tax punters anymore… we already rip them off more than pokies |
00:12 - 00:15 | But we can sell this exercise yard to the department of education to use as a brothel… |
00:17 - 00:19 | As chairman I have dodgy mates…. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Minns, Vlandys, Gerry Harvey…. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer….. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Alas….. |
00:31 - 00:33 | ..alas…most members have just voted to remove you… |
00:34 - 00:36 | …They have the numbers… |
00:53 - 00:58 | All staff members who are not involved in the Rosehill scam…. Please leave the room… |
01:13 - 01:15 | McMahon you are a dummkopf!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | You and Vlandys and Minns… all dummkopfs!!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | …I should send you all out to the forest to be shot ! |
01:25 - 01:28 | …yes a firing squad! |
01:29 - 01:31 | … but knowing my rotten luck… |
01:31 - 01:34 | …a stray bullet will kill a rare tree-frog… |
01:34 - 01:37 | ..and I will be In trouble with those mad greenies ! |
01:37 - 01:40 | All my life has been a failure…. The silver spoon…. And always disgrace! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuehrer is too harsh… |
01:42 - 01:46 | My approval rating is lower than Charles Manson and Jacinta Allan!. |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuehrer…. We got the bribes wrong!! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Of course you idiot!!…. You offered a lifetime supply of meat pies! |
01:53 - 01:54 | And half the members are vegetarians! |
01:56 - 01:57 | What good are free drinks? |
01:57 - 02:00 | For people whose liver is in worse condition… |
02:00 - 02:03 | Than the Kensington track!? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Always the same….. I get caught fiddling in the Howard Ministry…. I get caught fudging here…. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Ritchie and Latham mock me… they say i couldn’t run a bath without a board to advise me! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Despite buying off the media we have been exposed as crooks! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Where will I get a job now! Sweeping manure from Waller’s stable? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I was once voted Nationals Pin-up boy! |
02:30 - 02:34 | Ok… so there were only three people who voted! |
02:34 - 02:36 | But I had promise and potential |
02:41 - 02:42 | Now I am a pathetic clown |
02:43 - 02:47 | I am about as popular as Herman Goering at a weight-watchers conference in Tel-Aviv! |
02:48 - 02:53 | They say that i couldn’t pick the quinella in a two horse race! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I went home last night and my goldfish turned its back on me |
02:56 - 02:59 | Why can’t I be popular like Gai or Craig Williams? |
03:00 - 03:02 | When I appear at the races the flags go half-mast…. By themselves! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t cry. Mcgauran and Vlandys are fleeing soon! |
03:14 - 03:16 | How do I find a new job? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe if I have the operation and put on a pink wig I could be a newsreader at ABC? |
03:25 - 03:26 | It might work. |
03:31 - 03:33 | .. I was raised in East Victoria… |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I could be the chief mushroom inspector for Gippsland? |
03:46 - 03:49 | … if I promised not to sell the office to a developer… |
03:53 - 03:56 | Get me a tablet. |
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