| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Incas under Sam have settled here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a capital Unga Bunga |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | theres many stone |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with no food they will be small and weak by the desert |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | whats more they have no mountains to use their civ traits |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | we will outgrow them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and settle the jungled centre |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | their science is ahead |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | their population |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...they double our population |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they have already won |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All govenors below two promotions leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Unga Bunga? what the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are they eating the stone? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They spawned near desert on the edge of the map |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I have 8 bonus food resource tiles near our capital |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can we be so behind? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want a dozen settlers NOW |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want chariots to cut through the jungle |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and kill every last unga bungan! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my lord their army is stronger |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | and what of their plans to build Unga Junga! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my lord he is better at the meta |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about style? our great style! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This Inca leader Sam.. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he is just a calculator |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | no heart or spirit! we face a machine |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Arm the women and children |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ill not allow the great egyptian people of siberia |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to fall to these macro bullshit exploits |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and hidden UI tool use! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get those australians under peter to start stalling |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we just need time |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am a great leader |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will recover |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am a fighter |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Im surrounded by barbarians clans and natural disasters |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I gave my life for egypt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and you all are on notice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | from here no more roleplaying |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we will become machines too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its ok unga junga isnt built yet yet |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No more libraries |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No more tile improvements |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | nor housing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we must expand or die |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and the unga jungans will not hesitate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the australians cannot be trusted |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | build 15 settlers |
