| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've decoded the intel from Steiner |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Steiner has confirmed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's another planet |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They investigated it and this is what they see |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There are a lot of islands and animals |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I hope it's fmm uv32 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Because I love hunting dinosaurs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Failure |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner has confirmed there are no dinosaurs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There are only ice age animals |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | For those who prefers dinosaur hunt over original trilogy. Leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No dinosaurs |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Only ice ages animals are alive |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The spaceship I planned to build cost me a thousand of money |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The expedition took 1 year to find |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I expect this to be good |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Even worse is the trophy ship I built to carry the corpses |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It took many years for me to build them |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But they confirmed there are no dinosaurs wandering |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein failure, ice age animals are also worth to hunt |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dinosaurs are better than those mammal bastards |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein failure, woolly mammoths are worth a lot of money |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know that but hunting t rex is better |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My childhood is ruined |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Steiner and his mens are |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Probably there to hunt these mammals down |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do they know I want the trex trophy in my room |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They must be time travel back to the wrong timeline |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's probably too late now, they will be back soon with the mammal trophies |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want to kick his ass for that |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't know what to say now so I'm gonna say it's Stalin's fault |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How many times have I failed to this day? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I also want the trexes to be weaponized |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Train them so we can conquer all Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For god sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My plan to conquer Europe with dinosaurs is now ruined |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You better tell their ass that I didn't want those trophies when they return |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | If they bring me the smilodon trophies |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Those smilodons will be killed by my enemies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because they can't handle the heat temperature |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. You have nothing to do with that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll be going there by myself |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Travel back in correct timeline |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So I can hunt all of the trexes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | By myself |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Also tell my mens outside to bring me a hunting equipments and some weapons |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So I can prepare myself to go there alone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You guys can slack all you want |
