| 00:00 - 00:05 | We were in CAB |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Talking about something new to me |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I had never heard of it before |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But i asked GPT to tell me |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Then i said |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Hey guys I know this |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | From the NHS |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Im an expert |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And they all beleived me |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Javs going to sign a contract extension |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And even though we dont really have a clue |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | We have a cunning plan |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | A third party! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | GMC pay them |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They take us for dinner |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Pay for it |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And even better |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Give some of the cash back to us! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | People know, the head of section..... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | His boss |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | She keeps being told |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But she doesnt care |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | No one cares |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So keep doing it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Im getting fatter |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | From their money |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | You could say |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | When it comes to scamming |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Im the expert! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | EXPERT!!! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And they believe |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | It was the NHS |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Where i learnt it all! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | That shithole, you know what i mean? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | The NHS? Yes NHS |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I turned things off |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then i turned them back on! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | If that didnt fix it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Id get a third party in |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And they paid for it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They did, ive got away with it for years |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | This is how i got so fat |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Eating with the backhanders |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Now im the EXPERT |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | AN EXPERT!! And they let me do it! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I can retire to a house of chocolate! |
