| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have been chasing customer support about your water machine |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Apparently a new replacement has been dispatched from somewhere around Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | around this area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have given us the same AI bullshit response |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but apparently it should arrive at the bunker within the next few days |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok it better actually ionize my water this time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | last one did sod all |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Wanker |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I regret to inform you... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Kangen Ionizer is pseudoscientific bs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You've been scammed by Lera Kurova's MLM |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone else who has been scammed by Lera, please fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FUMING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I HAVENT BEEN THIS ANGRY SINCE THEY RELEASED THAT STUPID M&S SANDWICH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HOW COULD I FALL FOR THIS? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HER INSTA STORIES WERE SO CONVINCING |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | PLUS I LOVE SUPPORTING STRONG INDEPENDENT FEMALE BUSINESSES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THIS IS THE BIGGEST SCAM SINCE THE HAWK TUAH GIRL'S MEMECOIN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND AT LEAST SHE OFFERED ME A REFUND |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Loser you evidently didnt read the T&Cs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO READ THAT SHITE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Wanker your consumer rights are important |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | KANGEN WATER IS THE FUTURE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IF IT WEREN'T FOR BIG BOTTLED WATER |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU WOULD ALL BE ENJOYING A HEALTHIER LIFE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | RATHER THAN BOTTLED WATER DIRTIER THAN A NIGHT WITH BONNIE BLUE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TURNS OUT EVEN TEMU WOULD HAVE A BETTER PRODUCT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN SHE POSTED THAT SPORTS BRA PROMO |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT ACTUALLY LULULEMON |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | TURNS OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT HER BUSINESS IS A LIE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe people can actually grift off this shite |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't she find a more respectable hustle? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | OnlyFans comes to mind |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jesus wept |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She'll be on the Apprentice next year! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just imagine how many will fall for her shit then |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm going to take legal action |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have been defrauded! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll have her deported too! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Lera, you won't have to go back to Ukraine |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never fall for this again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Even if I am desperate for an ionising machine |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I do have my standards |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I declare war on Lera |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | One of you get onto Insta, try and find a link for her next webinar |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will have my sweet revenge |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's trolling time |
