| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have news from the front. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Trawler has returned |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And there is no Angler Hat. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have sent over 70 ships to aid in the search |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the only thing we've found is buttons and an old boot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you're saying that we have... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Gone over 50 kc dry? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Zebe |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Stiener... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Stiener has also said we have found 7 anchovies |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And 2 sardines but no hat... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So you're saying Quinn, Thumb Smasher, Redneck, and Josh have... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 70 FUCKING KC DRY! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS DRY STREAK IS NOT POSSIBLE! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I SIT HERE DAY AND NIGHT TRYING TO GET ONE FUCKING PIECE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT FUCKER QUINN GETS IT IN 8 KC! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE EVEN GETS A SECOND HAT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THE LUCKY ONE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE SITS ON A THRONE OF MY MISERY AND SHITS GOLD COINS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | LIKE A LEPRACHAN WITH A STOMACH BUG! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My man, leprachans don't shit gold coins but they do have sick RNG |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE SHITS GOLD COINS! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My man, you just need to get good |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | JUST GET GOOD? I HAVE 200 POINTS EVERY GAME! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PARTICIPATION |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I CUT EVERY TENTACLE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | REPAIR EVERY RAILING, TWICE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHILE CASUALS GET 50 POINTS AND SIT ON THIER OWN DICKS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | LADY LUCK SHOWS ME HER ASS THEN SHITS IN MY CEREAL |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I NEVER SHOULD HAVE STARTED THIS GIM BUT MY BROS TALKED ME INTO THIS SHIT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WOULD RATHER BE THE BOTTOM IN A THREEWAY WITH CHURCHILL AND STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am tired of this Godless place |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can only handle so much pegging... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My ass is raw from RNG's dick |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's all Quinn's fault |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He brought me here against my will and better judgement |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | While I sit here sucking my own dick for a chance to be as cool as he is |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He does look cute in that outfit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I want to look cute too for WhyTryGuy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He looks at me with disappointment and pity |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok AdmiralADD, surely he will get it soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Fishing Trawler, what a joke... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The worst mini-game ever conceived... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 1/12 drop rate my ass |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's a trick... A scam |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I don't get this by 100 kc I'll quit this game for GOOD this time... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I'll go back to gooning to E-Girls |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God I love E-Girls |
