| 00:00 - 00:03 | Alex ordered the bbq |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From where |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Dobbies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've cocked up the order |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Said he has to refuse delivery |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Theyre taking the piss |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Why cant they sort it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | They havent refunded yet |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | An theyre still sending it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Worse yet, your at work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Theyll leave it with a neighbour |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Are you fucking joking |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Whose idea was this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the fuck didnt we go to the range |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Which clearly has better customer service |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking incompetence |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I cant cope anymore |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Im getting that refund |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Just wait and see |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This isnt over |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | All i wanted was a bbq |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The imbeciles |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I dont think your getting your money back |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We'll see |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Turnips |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Whats worse |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I come to work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And told i have to do shield |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I hate shield |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | An you can tell that lot out there |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Im not doing it |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Waste of tax payers money |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im sick |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All i wanted was a nice bbq |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | On a hot day |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And i cant even have that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Cold beers and protein |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How else can i relax |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought it was a good deal |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Im always going to the range in future |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Avoid this shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Iv even sorted my garden |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Its really nice |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Took me ages |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 20 tip runs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | For nothing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Lucy is going.to take the piss |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Think its funny |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Its not |
