Vilamoura 2025
19 views • 6/4/2025
Dan Bryan has had enough upon hearing the latest travel updates
| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the travel plans are sorted. 3 rounds. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Portuguese sunshine |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right by the marina |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The night time options are plentiful |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the courses. Exquisite |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Has everyone booked their flights? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Peen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Unfortunately, despite encouragement |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Animal has not yet booked his |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want Beersy, Gill, Rod, Mukky, Peen & Ted |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That useless fuck |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does he think he can ruin this |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Spurs supporting cocksucker |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How many times does the idiot need asking |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Constantly told |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Does he listen though!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Thinks he can do what he fucking well likes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How many of us wipe his arse |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, the flights are still |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | available. Easyjet!? Dont give me that shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader its true, ive checked |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The price will be fucking outrageous now, twat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ruined the scramble |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What now!? 4v3!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The shit swing prick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Its like a spasticated child |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A proper shit Jim Furyk |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | For years we've put up with him |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Forgetting his clubs and losing his car keys |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Talking to the bar staff like a lecherous old man |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And for what? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To leave us hanging until the last minute |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To only pull out |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And leave us at odds |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We will need urgent replacements lined up |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Andy Ball? Mick Maddams? Shane? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They will have the same trouble |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The flights, the passes from their partners |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He has well and truly fucked it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Peeny Babes will still be there |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose its not all bad |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He will only embarrass us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "Hello Darling" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A shit in a cup |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Perhaps we shall see the return of Chris Caves, he wasnt so bad |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A tad annoying and wet perhaps |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But the trip must continue |
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