| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right, OCR Paper 1 Physics is today |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | This should be the easiest paper of the three, so we should be okay |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | Remember, we need to do well inorder to get into our firm choice university |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Anything less than an A will simply not do |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I expect to see a lifecycle of a star question and atleast one question on materials |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | *does paper* |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The paper... |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | it had no questions on materials & lifecycle of a star came up as a 1 mark multiple choice question |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | The 6 markers were straight from hell |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Anybody who knew how to answer all the multiple choice questions, without guessing, |
| 00:57 - 01:00 | skipping or even cheating, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | ERATUM NOTICE, ERATUM NOTICE, ERATUM NOTICE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I MEAN, HOW DOES OCR EVEN MANAGE TO MISSPELL HUBBLE'S NAME FOR GOD'S SAKE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS PAPER WAS AWFUL, I COULDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THAT LAST ASTEROID QUESTION |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NOT TO MENTION HOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON MATERIALS CAME UP |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SHOW THAT, SHOW THIS... I CAN'T EVEN SHOW A WILL TO LIVE ANYMORE |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | I DON'T THINK I'VE GOTTEN MORE THAN 3 MARKS ON ANY OF THE 6 MARKERS, EVEN AFTER HOURS OF PRACTICE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, atleast the MCQs were okay- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | NONE OF THE PAST PAPERS COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, atleast you had an equation sheet to refer back to |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THAT THE INVIGILATOR WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN TO HAND OUT IF IT WAS NOT FOR TOBY |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | OCR ARE INCOMPETENT |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | I HAD THE PRESSURE OF THAT OXYGEN TANK BEING GREATER THAN THAT OF A BLACK HOLE |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | ASKING US TO EXPLAIN THE ORIGINS OF AN ABSORPTION SPECTRA |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO TELL WHICH STAR WAS OLDER, OR EVEN WHAT ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM WERE |
| 02:08 - 02:10 | THEY WERE BOTH MAIN SEQUENCE STARS |
| 02:10 - 02:15 | THE ONLY REDEEMING QUESTION ON THAT WHOLE PAPER WAS THE ONE ON SUVAT, WHICH EVERYONE COULD ANSWER |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | HOW CAN THE WEIGHT OF THE WATER EVEN BE EQUAL TO THE WEIGHT OF THE DRUM |
| 02:20 - 02:22 | I THOUGHT THAT CONTRADICTED ARCHIMEDIES PRINCIPLE |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | This isn't me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've got an offer to study Physics at 4 Russel Group Universities |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Paper 2 and Paper 3 will be my redemption arc |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I shouldn't have done 4 A-Levels |
| 02:42 - 02:48 | If only I could have avoided this paper entirely |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | Even Further Maths was easier, and that's saying something |
| 02:53 - 02:57 | I don't think I came out of that exam confident on ANY question |
| 02:57 - 03:00 | That energy generation question confused me. |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Waves... on paper 1? It can't be... I MUST be living in a delusion |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | It's okay, atleast you weren't taking both Physics and History at A-Level... |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | All that's left is to pray that others found that paper as hard as I did... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I mean, uncertanties, from the width of an emission spectrum? |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | I had a future, now I'm worrying if I will even pass |
| 03:31 - 03:26 | Surely I'm not being delusional... |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | I give up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell me, were we actually expected to know how to answer EVERY question? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or were they just torturing us for the fun of it? |
| 03:53 - 03:57 | Now get out, I have a half term to look forward to. |
