The Wharf Job

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The Delinquents "visit" the wharf. And disaster ensues, as always.

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00:00 - 00:03Some kind of delinquents broke into the Wharf last night.
00:04 - 00:05We suspect they came from the northern side.
00:05 - 00:07Killed the patrols and stole a boat here to cross over.
00:08 - 00:12Neutralised southern side patrols and streamed into the Wharf.
00:12 - 00:15And then had free reign to move inside, taking down all guards one by one.
00:17 - 00:19Tell Corporal Faruk to tighten the ranks and bring more men.
00:19 - 00:21We'll double patrols and increase night duty rotations.
00:24 - 00:26Captain Elemer...
00:27 - 00:28About Corporal Faruk...
00:31 - 00:33Corporals Faruk and Soames were kidnapped in the chaos of the barracks fire.
00:34 - 00:36Everyone inside burnt and all prisoners were freed.
00:53 - 00:58You're saying two corporals, two dozen trained men and all the prisoners are just... Gone?
01:13 - 01:15What is this complete and utter incompetence, Sergeant Terenz?!
01:15 - 01:17Didn't you say you had everything handled?!
01:18 - 01:23Or were you too busy polishing your boots and joyriding on your damn horse!
01:25 - 01:28My word, do I have to do everything myself?!
01:29 - 01:31Should I hold your hand while you take a piss too?!
01:31 - 01:34Cretins, imbeciles, a shitstain on perfectly made boots!
01:34 - 01:37I should frogmarch you all to the damn fabric mills
01:37 - 01:40Have you break your back over the machinery, working day and night
01:40 - 01:42Captain, I assure you I had made very specific--
01:42 - 01:46PISS ON YOUR ARRANGEMENTS, JAN! USELESS!
01:46 - 01:48Captain, I assure you once I get there myself--
01:48 - 01:52You're not going anywhere, Sergeant. You'll stay here and listen well!
01:53 - 01:54A whole BARRACKS!
01:56 - 01:57Twenty armed people, burnt to death!
01:57 - 02:00The whole wharf, locked down by our people
02:00 - 02:03armed to the teeth, patrolling every corner at all times of day!
02:04 - 02:08And still nobody saw a dozen people murdered on open roads?!
02:08 - 02:13You cretins did not realise your patrols were not crossing checkpoints?!
02:14 - 02:16The most basic of principles, check with the patrols!
02:17 - 02:21But you were too busy carousing and drinking, LIKE VALDO!
02:27 - 02:29It seems I have lessons to teach you yet,
02:30 - 02:34about proper warfare, starting from the very basics.
02:34 - 02:36So I am not surrounded by incompetence.
02:41 - 02:42Corporal Faruk, kidnapped...
02:43 - 02:47From his own bunker, on a damn seawall, fortified from every side!
02:48 - 02:53And Soames, from the middle of the damn wharf, from a central building!
02:54 - 02:56But this is what happens when I leave you in charge.
02:56 - 02:59If you want to get anything done, you have to do it YOURSELF!
03:00 - 03:02Not leave some upstart cavalry BOOKWORM have at it!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Baz, he didn't mean that.
03:14 - 03:16Cretins... Imbeciles...
03:19 - 03:23The Favored Sons were respected once. Our name striking fear, inspiring loyalty.
03:25 - 03:26Now we can't even guard a damn wharf.
03:31 - 03:33It's time I take the reins again.
03:40 - 03:46I am going to do this my way. With sword, torch and DISCIPLINE.
03:46 - 03:49No more inspirational speeches and Lady Luck's coins and nonsense.
03:53 - 03:56I am going to burn the whole countryside.