| 00:00 - 00:03 | The SD has hacked Edexcel and changed the questions |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are on topics you have revised |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | like cells and immune system. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are trying to lower the average by choosing harder topics |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that make those nerds at MCS want to cry. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as there's no ecology or biological resources |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I am guaranteed a 9 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ecology... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ecology and biological resources are in the paper |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Mineral ions also |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not involved in the question changing, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You are f***ing idiots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's all you are you f***ing idiots! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I trusted you and you respond by s***ing over the paper?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Ecology is a pseudoscience |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | its got nothing to do with Biology! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'd rather be shot by the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How the hell am I supposed to know how a plant responds |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | to waterlogged soil and trapped air? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, ecology is vital to understand forests |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They'll all be gone by the time I get my flamethrower! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, you're just overreacting! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what you traitors have to say |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all your fault! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And what was that question on the temperature |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of some random plant changing throughout the experiment? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We're always told to keep it the same! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who knows anything about biological control also |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | it's like you pick a random word in the textbook and expect us to write a book on it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We don't all have PhDs in putting cow s*** over crops |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'd have better luck curing cancer and making out with Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was supposed to be good at Biology |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | supposed to get a 9. If only I had the right questions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A genius amongst the idiots |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You idiots |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I had to choose the topics they would be on human Biology |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not on the things they make up to make the paper longer |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We don't need all these experiment questions |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We need facts and explanations on the human body |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just simple, pure, unambiguous facts! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you've revised ecology |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to fail this exam |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's the only one I thought I would do well in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all gone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will never drink flavoured water again. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You better not screw up Paper 2 - I may be able to salvage a 4 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or you will be praying to go to Auchwitz |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's see what happens |
