| 00:00 - 00:03 | AC25 Barrybutlins |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Near Scumdee |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Also known as junky central |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However it’s a good training area |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And again we share with 1 highlanders |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will we face issues |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Like last year |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss, again |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Again |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have a lack of communication |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are being a bit precious |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fuck my life, everyone out except SLT |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Here we go again |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do we put up with this shit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That mob are like spoilt kids |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I thought a change of commandant |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Would make it better |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But no, same shit different muppet |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who do those sheep molesters think they are |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking last minute.com |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss it’ll be fine |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pipe doon beaker your halfway out the door |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss I’ve made a spreadsheet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shove your spreadsheet up yer hole |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have our shit together |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And they want us to change |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We’re doing the 3 star shoot |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They do 2 star, simple |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They couldn’t organise a boner in a brothel |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now they want different exercise areas |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Fucking heather hopping mutants |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next year we avoid the inbreeds like a shitty nappy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Bloody Rae and Dunn the bun |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They had it easy compared to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Am I being punished for something |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bad jokes, Star Wars references? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It should not be this difficult to plan |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It’s a week for fuck sake |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All this on top of all of |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All our own changes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | New battalion training team |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok major mcwilliam |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Simpson still a rolly from the grave |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | New RSM, god help us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Gordon |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nae doot he will turn up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Full of advice and shit banter telling me what I should do, it’s my trainset |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it we will get through this we always do |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Pass the rum |
