| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here are the results of tonight's local elections. - |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Independent candidates |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | lost 22 consular seats, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the Greens and LibDems gained 40 and 129 respectively. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As for Labour, we lost 160 seats. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | If that is all the damage, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | why the long face? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Failüre... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Reform... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Reform Party in its debut election |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | gained 570 seats, securing a plurality. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room now, if you didn't have access to Diamond Level with Jeffrey Epstein. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the bloody hell?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Reform Party now has a PLURALITY?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All of you muppets assured me that the gammons and chavs |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | were still submissive cattle. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew we were tone-deaf, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but this truly takes the fucking piss! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We are trying to bring about the slow, grinding |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | destruction of Western Civilization here! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, can't we be glad that the Tories - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh what?! We should be glad our useful idiot puppets lost power?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Even then, Reform is too divided. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's only at the top if with that empty suit Farage. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What do you propose next?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For decades now, the whole strategy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of the Labour Party has been to drive |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the consensus so far-left that no true threat |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | to us can ever emerge! Even if they are not truly far-right, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the fact of their broad popularity means that at present we have lost |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | the hearts and minds of the British public! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This isn't just mass White resistance, but also the loss of our MINORITY BLOCKS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The far-right are correct about us, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that we are traitorous windbags with no souls, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with no moral compunctions whatsoever. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Goddamnit. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I truly thought we had beaten the White man into submission, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | however there is indeed some of that old Nordic, imperial spirit left. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | However, we will not succumb. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When the general elections come around, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | we are going to prevail, and shit down their necks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Greta. The Greens have almost as many seats as we do. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We are so close to achieving Marx's utopia. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can they be so blind to see the good we are doing for the world? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We must now cheat, not just lie. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See to it that you contact the DNC and Dominion Voting and get them to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | start working on that right away. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need to go talk to my lobbyists. |
