| 00:01 - 00:03 | Greetings, Comrades! |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | Great Leader has called for a UN SNACK-O delegate volunteer! |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Victory is ours! |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Our one and only Lt is the clear choice for such an honor! |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | Choose wisely for victory! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We shall rise up and defy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the West and show our might |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | and resolve! |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Lt will bring us many white Monster! |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | Furthermore, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the shameful abomination |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | of the Vienna Sausages and Pepsi will end and a new era |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | of Roll Calls shall bring a new golden age |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | of glory that will be spoken of for generations to come! |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Comrades, the People must rise and fight the evils of no popcorn and First Fridays! |
