| 00:00 - 00:03 | Spanish McMuffin and I are driving down |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ships of 120 shells |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are passing Dearg's Fang |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we are just past the bridge and about to deliver 600 crates |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to the seaport right inside Saltbrook |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm glad you safely made if thanks to your escorts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rigs.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we didn't....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we didn't leave with a gunboat escort |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we thought it would be fine to go solo in two boats |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't drive an ironship, leave the voice channel please |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SAID THIS LIKE TEN TIMES THIS FUCKING MORNING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE ROUTE IS 90% FUCKING OPEN OCEAN |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A RADIO AND THINK ITS CLEAR |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU ARE ALONE IN A FUCKING BOAT |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU CAN'T FIGHT A GUNBOAT WITH YOUR FUCKING RADIO |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | LISTENING KITS ARE RELEASED THEY CAN SEE OUR FUCKING INTEL GAPS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY ARE GOING TO WAIT OUTSIDE THE GAPS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | RIGS I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEAR I COULDN'T SEE GREEN BOATS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING HIDING |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | RIGS I DID ALL I COULD |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | EXCEPT BRING A FUCKING ESCORT OR EVEN A SPOTTER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | NOW ITS ALL GONE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ALL THE WORK THE HOMIES DID IS GONE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BUST OUR ASS TO MAKE SURE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OUR FRIENDS CAN HAVE FUN ON ARTILLERY NIGHT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | 3000 ARTILLERY SHELLS ARE NOW AN ARTIFICIAL CORAL REEF IN WELLCHURCH |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL BECAUSE OF A SINGLE SSGT FILLED GUNBOAT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY SINGLEHANDEDLY CUCKED A DAY'S WORK |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE ALL THESE SHELLS AND CHAIN MYSELF TO A FACTORY |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I try to be a good leader |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I try to give good advice |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but I can't make people follow it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | its so fucking joever |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ITS SO FUCKING JOEVER AND THE WEST HAS FALLEN |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | THIS SINGLE EVENT IN A GAME OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS HAS SURELY DOOMED THE WAR'S OUTCOME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I CAN'T EVEN SHOW MY FACE TO MY WIFE TODAY |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BECAUSE I AM SO ASHAMED OF LOSING THESE SHELLS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I HAVE TO TELL HER I FAILED |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OK, THE BOYS WILL MAKE MORE SHELLS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The war is over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we have no way to have fun anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We might as well give up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the war is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we should just build gas grenades and throw them at our feet |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | it is time to commit sudoku |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | time to go play Monster Hunter Wilds |
