| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome to the planning meeting everyone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Exciting news !! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | New stadium plans revealed |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've identified some prime land in Mexborough |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Just need to work out how to get the fans there |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Couldn't they use that Supertram thingy ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's the obvious answer isn't it ? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, the Supertram doesn't go to Mexborough |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It only goes as far as Tinsley |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've just heard that Bannan has put in a transfer request too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Handsworth FC just bid a generous £57.30 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not a real happy clapper leave the room, now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | In all my Golden Elephant days ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've never lost so much goddamn money |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's all the fans fault |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Never happy with anything I do |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | His Cakeball was fun Miriam |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next thing I'll have Carlton fuckin Palmer on at me |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You're all bloody useless |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The lot of you |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you did screw up our finances |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Finances ? Finances ? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes sir, we're a financial disaster |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You ungrateful gimp |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I've skillfully & selflessly re-engineered |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | every asset this club had |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Can't you see I did it for you ? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But oh no, it's my fault we're on the brink of adminsitration |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You lot don't desreve a leader like me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | YOU wouldn't buy my 10 year season tickets |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was a brilliant idea !! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But oh no, you have to do things within your means |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm a pioneer of football |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm special, you just can't see it yet |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and don't get me started on the 1867 group |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Everything I do is wrong. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Makes my piss boil |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They should respect a great businessman like me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Elev8 and D-Taxis are proof |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | My business acumen is top Tuna |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I brought you Munoz, Lukhay & Monk |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Channel your inner Danny Rohl darling |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate to admit it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I think it's time to accept reality |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get the fans to sell their houses |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's the only way |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If they raise £200m I'll step down |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll even bring the special one out of retirement |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They'd like that |
