| 00:00 - 00:03 | Elm ward, here, is full. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Lime is full too. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There's two waiting in SWAH ED |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And two in Altnagelvin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So you need to discharge four people today. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dr Steiner, the new locum, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he'll sort Lime out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | JB... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dr Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner dropped the Trust policy folder on his foot. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's in Intensive Care |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Julia, Rachel, Bronagh, Dean, Ryan, stay. The rest of you, OTF |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is everything possible going wrong? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Michael, Laura, Festus and Youseff got malaria! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why were there malaria-infected mosquitoes in a pub in Beragh? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And this room is like a bloody sauna with the heat. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Terri, Emma and Hunter needed IV saline yesterday! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It was so damned hot that Ruth... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | didn't even mention Yellowstone! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And eating Jackie's chocolate cake made me sick. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You ate 4 whole slices! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I only ate 3! Three! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They were HUGE slices! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well they were tasty, Ryan! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Home Treatment are still missing in Fermanagh. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm not surprised with the weird placenames. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Boho pronounced "Bo." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Where's the Ho? Where's the fucking Ho? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At least Dee knows her way around Fermanagh. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But why is she dressed for a Sound of Music audition? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The OT kitchen burned down |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I don't think it was a patient baking those scones. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Micky and Orla are gone off representing Ireland |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | in the World Sprint and Standard Distance Triathlon and Aquabike Championships |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | (Intermediate category, over 30s). |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There's not enough staff. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There was a time you could rely on getting... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...4 new Shaunas every year. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And the worst thing... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...the absolute worst thing.... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Somebody stayed in Rathview for 8 days! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, Janeen. He'll still fill out the ICP checklists |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Grangewood haven't let Joanne come back. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And Ebi's not been the same since he started... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | playing corner forward for Killyclogher. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We've run out of insulin too. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What will the junior doctors do at 8.47am in Elm every day instead? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well, I'm the one who's hypoglycaemic now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Can someone get me a Diet Coke and a chocolate bar please? |
