| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nobody has seen it |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've been looking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in the Gulf of Mexico, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | sorry, Gulf of Merrikka |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it seems like Canada took it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How about Greenland? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | could it be the Inuitts? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Donny... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Diaper... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Diaper, We don't think so |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Nobodys knows... for sure... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need that bronzer, every fucking day |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's your responsibility! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Makes me want to invade Canada |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and Greenland! Even Europe! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want Gaza and the minerals in Ukraine! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are all idiots! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I trusted you! But look! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What I have to go through every fucking day! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fucking idiots! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | DD you can not always blame us! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is it MY fault now? I have a fasade to maintain! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Donald, we've done our best! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Done your best??? Not good enough! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Incompetent imbeciles! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I want that bronzer! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and I want it NOW! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Give me Canada or Gaza strip!!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | or else I'll invade Russia too! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want the whole entire world! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You're are all gonna suffer from this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll tariff the hell out of them! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And if that don't help |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will tariff them more! To the bone! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I had a call with Mexico too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They seen nothing! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of all the things I have to deal with every day |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I wake up every morning |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The bronzer is THERE! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But this morning, it was gone! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Someone has to pay BIGLY for this! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Relax, it's the Syphilis dementia |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Can't we just buy a new one? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It was my favourite bronzer... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's gone... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I only want to die |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My life is in ruins |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ya'll gonna pay for it! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How's the prices of eggs doing? |
