Hitler at the Oilers Trade Deadline
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Hitler reacts to Oilers trade deadline news and the Oilers recent play
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've lost our last 6 of 7 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Vancouver and Calgary are gaining ground |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And even Anaheim might pass us |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | McDavid can't score without a power play |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Ekholm is sick and our goaltending is a endless blooper reel |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry, Bowman will get a goalie |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And a Top-4 Defenseman |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bowman... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bowman said he's fine with our netminders |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said he's not going to trade for a goalie |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Drivesaitl, Soundwave, and NHL_Sid, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That blind and bald bitch! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That incompetent bald bitch! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In what back alley abortion clinic road hockey league is our netminding fine |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did he even see the last game? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The corpse of Ty Conklin could've stopped half those goals! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Skinner was still terrible. Pickard was PURE ASS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Has he seen Skinner try to stop a wraparound |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can shit faster than his lateral movement and I'm constipated |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, he might be looking for a defenseman |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What's the point of a defenseman if every mistake goes in the net anyway |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer this team is fragile |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't say another word about this fragile bullshit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're broken |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People were saying this team was a Cup favorite |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But what Cup favorite makes every opponent look like they have a Vezina winner |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | While our goalies look like overpaid EBUGS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My asscheeks can turn coal into diamonds whenever Skinner sees his first shot |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I know the next shot will probably go in too |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And if not that one then the one after |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And it won't stop until we're down by three or four, we need Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Only he can coach this team now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What's with Knob? I like how Skinner skates |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And yet he gives Janmark and Arvidsson so much rope |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wanted it to be Pickard |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But he's only in this league because Jack Campbell wanted to join Cirque de Soleil |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why did he have to tease me in that Carolina game and give me false hope |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I have no hope now, without a goalie we're done |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We could miss the playoffs after being fourth in the league |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All because Bowman didn't want to spend Pickard and a 2nd on Blackwood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we have Max Jones now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We were one goal away from the Cup |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I actually thought Skinner might get better |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I trusted Stauff |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But that prick was wrong |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Skinner is so much worse, especially against top teams |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like as bad as he was against the Canucks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Only Schwartz can save us now |