Jet2 Pilots
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Parody about Jet2 pilots, recruitment, pay and conditions. Life mirrors Art.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Desperate for Pilots.... Recruitment team: Hey, "Work as One team" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Come on over...... "Create Memories" here |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And they believed they'd come....... in numbers |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | So they prepared a paydeal and conditions to attract them..... Then it dropped |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | 3% for an unstable roster and deep nights |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | ......It's true |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And at the same time as they reported record traffic and profits |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | It's true |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Country to Country.... Endless recruitment days.... We'll gather pilots to fly to Faro |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | The poor recruiter has to hold this up |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And sell this rubbish to solve the pilot crisis |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And they can't understand |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They can't understand why nobody comes |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Dubai roadshow had tumbleweed |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | In Luton, no one there |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I guess the point, it's about a..... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | The "Game changing" crew app |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | You can barely access this piece of garbage.... to get your garbage roster |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And...... still no takers! |
| 01:36 - 01:40 | No queues of pilots... for a real terms paycut |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Now wait, its not all bad... |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Some pilots are doing Airbus ratings |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Getting their A321 qualification |
| 01:50 - 01:54 | Then..... Then going straight to Easyjet. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Like Magic.... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Easy pays bond... they vanish |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It's all great here, nobody leaves... at least in their memos |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Maybe.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Maybe...... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Maybe.... they'll be queing |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ..... after they copy / paste "Lifestyle" 2027 |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Going downhill faster than a good Skier, Even Wizz & Ryanair pilots say: We're not that desperate |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Since Meeson left? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Since Meeson left |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | .... happens when you put a bean counter |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | In charge of a family airline |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Meesons replacement came from Tescos |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You say he came from Tesco? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | He did..... and you know how the old saying goes.... "Every little Helps" |
| 03:06 - 03:09 | It does, It really does help |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Just... not Jet2 |
| 03:16 - 03:21 | Just... every airline pilots escape to |
| 03:23 - 03:28 | Still... they've got their beloved Jess Glynn |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Maybe she'll fancy flying an Airbus for an inflationary paycut |