Zel learns that his crew repairs

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To his surprise instead of going offensive, his crew started to repair.

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00:00 - 00:03We intercepted a lvl 5 merchant sloop.
00:04 - 00:05It crossed our route
00:05 - 00:07at Plunder Outpost.
00:08 - 00:12At first we managed to surround it and land several hits
00:12 - 00:15But ... it fought back and is now counterattacking aggressively.
00:17 - 00:19Our cannon barrage
00:19 - 00:21will take care of everything.
00:24 - 00:26My Captain...
00:27 - 00:28our crew...
00:31 - 00:33Our crew has... started repairing
00:34 - 00:36No one fired back.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave the room except Noley1987, Toshibler, VitalyXbox and Dr. Snuggles.
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck?!
01:15 - 01:17Who attacks and does not fire??
01:18 - 01:23We had a damn brigantine! Two men on cannons, one person at the wheel - it was PERFECT!
01:25 - 01:28And what do you do? You start bailing water?!
01:29 - 01:31So this is what it's come to...
01:31 - 01:34We had full ammuntion, full sail
01:34 - 01:37and you chose the damn bucket and planks?!
01:37 - 01:40I am surrounded by imbeciles!
01:40 - 01:42My Captain... we could not fire, you left all cannons unloaded as usual
01:42 - 01:46Idiots! Halfwits! The entire crew is nothing but a bunch of untalented landlubbers!
01:46 - 01:48My Captain, may I remind you that you jumped off to go fishing?
01:48 - 01:52So what? Let me level up my Hunter's Call.
01:53 - 01:54I need those hog and fish tattoos!
01:56 - 01:57You call yourselves pirates because
01:57 - 02:00you took down a few skeletons
02:00 - 02:03and found a Seafarer's chest?
02:04 - 02:08And look at the sorry excuse of your weapons! A blowpipe and a knife??
02:08 - 02:13Every Xbox player knows you take a blunderbus!
02:14 - 02:16I should have solo slooped
02:17 - 02:21then I wouldn't be sitting in this cursed tavern with NOTHING!
02:27 - 02:29I dominated a whole server!
02:30 - 02:34I made everyone rage quit
02:34 - 02:36and scuttle their ship!
02:41 - 02:42But you drag me down.
02:43 - 02:47From the very beginning, I was deceived. Betrayed by my own crew!
02:48 - 02:53I keep telling you to fire first and then board the enemy.
02:54 - 02:56But you know better of course.
02:56 - 02:59You will pay for not listening to me.
03:00 - 03:02You will drown in your own rum!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, we can always return to Darktide.
03:14 - 03:16I can't lead a bunch of morons.
03:19 - 03:23We can't win in PvP. We should play
03:25 - 03:26PvE only.
03:31 - 03:33I should start a ship in the Safer Seas.
03:40 - 03:46But if you think I will take you as my crew, you are dead wrong.
03:46 - 03:49I'd rather kill skeletons 24/7 alone.
03:53 - 03:56Fuck it, I will go back to LoL.