| 00:00 - 00:03 | We intercepted a lvl 5 merchant sloop. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It crossed our route |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at Plunder Outpost. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | At first we managed to surround it and land several hits |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But ... it fought back and is now counterattacking aggressively. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Our cannon barrage |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will take care of everything. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Captain... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | our crew... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our crew has... started repairing |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No one fired back. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Noley1987, Toshibler, VitalyXbox and Dr. Snuggles. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who attacks and does not fire?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We had a damn brigantine! Two men on cannons, one person at the wheel - it was PERFECT! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what do you do? You start bailing water?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | So this is what it's come to... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We had full ammuntion, full sail |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and you chose the damn bucket and planks?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am surrounded by imbeciles! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Captain... we could not fire, you left all cannons unloaded as usual |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Idiots! Halfwits! The entire crew is nothing but a bunch of untalented landlubbers! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Captain, may I remind you that you jumped off to go fishing? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what? Let me level up my Hunter's Call. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I need those hog and fish tattoos! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourselves pirates because |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you took down a few skeletons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and found a Seafarer's chest? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And look at the sorry excuse of your weapons! A blowpipe and a knife?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Every Xbox player knows you take a blunderbus! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should have solo slooped |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | then I wouldn't be sitting in this cursed tavern with NOTHING! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I dominated a whole server! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I made everyone rage quit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and scuttle their ship! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But you drag me down. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the very beginning, I was deceived. Betrayed by my own crew! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I keep telling you to fire first and then board the enemy. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you know better of course. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You will pay for not listening to me. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You will drown in your own rum! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can always return to Darktide. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't lead a bunch of morons. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We can't win in PvP. We should play |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | PvE only. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I should start a ship in the Safer Seas. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I will take you as my crew, you are dead wrong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather kill skeletons 24/7 alone. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it, I will go back to LoL. |
