| 00:00 - 00:03 | A NASA reauthorization is advancing |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | SST is making moves |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | aiming to attach it to the CR |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cantwell is leveraging the NOAA bill |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in exchange for committing NASA to SLS for another year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Cyrus and and Chris will help me. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They know Elon would freak out. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Elon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Elon took a giant shit on the entire CR |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Trump followed and tanked the whole thing. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave the room except Steve, James, Braden, and Jeff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK CAN I DO MY JOB |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize how fucking awkward this is for me now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I just spent the last five days kissing their ass |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | while they RAPE me in Warzone! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why must I stick my neck out? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | While John just "works from home" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and floats in at 1pm on Fridays |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That's not fair, John has a child he takes care of |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He lives in a mansion and sends memes all day! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir...he shares clients with you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE CANT EVEN LEGALLY LOBBY YET! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S CALLED A BAN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I spent 7 years of my life |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | cultivating the commercial space industry |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | FROM A FUCKING PERSONAL OFFICE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had to manage fucking mail while John golfed all day |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and travel to fucking Bakersfield and pretend to like it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It is the worst fucking place imaginable |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now he took Drew from us and is on a 10-game winning streak |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Drew was our secret weapon |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | One of us. A fellow policy staffer. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Taken by Chris and John |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Ben... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Ben taunts me with his gay pink armies every turn! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like Paris Hilton prancing around Capitol Hill day after day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And don't get me started on the maps |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "use the sanction cards against them" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Did anyone consider they'd use them on us too? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't listen, Brittan. I like your maps. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I still have a LinkedIn post to draft |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and Elon took a shit on that too |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He called it "cringe" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This week...really sucks |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And that fucking polack... will sit in his reserved parking spot |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | jerking off to my misfortune |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me a latte |
