Assad Reacts To Loosing War (Hitler parody)
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Short video sketch, how Assad could react learning about current frontline situations
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Do not worry |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will defend Damascus here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Russians, Iranians will help |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your loyal army will follow you to death! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You have nothing to worry about |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Aleppo? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is it safe? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Aleppo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aleppo has fallen |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It fell within minutes |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ali Mahmoud Abbas, Abdul Karim Mahmoud Ibrahim,Ibrahim al-Hadid, stay. Rest leave! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD ALEPPO FALL? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It was defended by |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | best forces of my army |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | why do I have to suffer this? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TOTAL incompetence! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I spent millions capturing it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | where is russians anyway? They should help me! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Putin said he will stand by me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, russians are fighting NATO |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DO NOT CARE WHAT THEY FIGHT, SYRIA IS FALLING |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, they are winning |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | DO NOT CARE, they could fight aliens with dildos! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this is unthinkable |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | impossible |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | my father and I spent lifetime building this |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and for what? To fall to some hobos? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HOBOS! They do not even have proper army! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Their main battle vehicle is white Toyota! WHITE FCKIN* TOYOTA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHITE FCKIN* TOYOTA |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | they do not even know how to operate tanks |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they are just rebels |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | just rebels, without common cause or vision |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they just want to destroy and loot |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | destroy and loot |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | what will happen to my car collection? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My ferrari f50 with 512 bhp, or lamborghini diablo |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they will just sell them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and use money for common people! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | buy them FOOD and WATER! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it is ok, we already have apartment in Moscow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | how could it come to this? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had everything, fame, money, good looks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | hair |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I think this is the end |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We lost everything trying to be friendly with common people. Stalin would never make this mistake |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and now we face consequences |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Start jet engines! |