| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...then the tank will press rampart |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to mit the tankbuster. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But if both healers mit them too, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then even if they forget all their mits |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | they can still live with a sliver of HP. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Someone do a callout. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They'll remember. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein raid leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they say... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they say that's too much stuff to remember. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They can't be consistent with it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Endwalker DPS casters stay. Black Mage, Samurai, and Red Mage. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought tanks had it HARD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And they had THINGS to DO! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They say they have to mit and do a rotation |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And positioning the boss |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that's something that happens maybe twice |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | in a single 8+ minute encounter! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What's so hard about moving to the same spot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | every time and pressing your buttons? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Raid leader, paladins have to Passage and sometimes the party is spread- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a rat's ass about 15% mit every 2 minutes! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Raid leader, using mit optimally is part of a tank's job- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then press your three other buttons optimally first! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 15% every 2 minutes can be planned around |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or just use it when the party is stacked naturally |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Is that too much to goddamn ask for? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Oh boohoo I have to press my buttons during downtime too" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | "and my three mit cooldowns are too much to remember" |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These are your average PF tanks! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do they think their rotations are complicated? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I main black mage. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I used to think they had it hard. Me! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Thought THEY had it hard! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hard, indeed. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For years I didn't touch tank and didn't realize |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | they have a simplified rotation and only maybe 4 buttons to manage |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why did I ever think |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that playing tank was hard? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even a Dota 2 player could do it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. I'm sure a League player still couldn't. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The PF tanks die. Then they hold up my prog. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | "Oops, I forgot to turn on tank stance." |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I thought I was tough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | from being raised in the PF streets |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But now that I've played a bit of tank |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I know better now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm joining the Sausage discord. |
