US Election 2024
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The last days of MAGA - the end is near and the Trump war room contemplates the future.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have now reached |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the final two days |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | before the election. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All of our forces are now fully |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | deployed in the battleground states. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | All the polls we paid |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for are still in our favour? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My president, the Selzer Iowa |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | poll was +3 Democrats. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Betting markets have turned around |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Kamala has all the momentum. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All past cabinet members that endorsed Kah-Mala, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is going on? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am using the same old plan from 2016 and 2020. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Nobody cares about the future and I spoke about Arnold Palmer’s big **** |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I threatened Liz Cheney and |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | called Joe Biden a retard. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I demonised immigrants again. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They are eating the cats and the dogs! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I should be easily winning! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Puerto Rico trash joke went badly |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I drove a garbage truck to show I relate to them. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They heard you would abolish Obamacare. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I told you I have a concept of a plan to replace it! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It will be similar to just |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | letting all the poor die during Covid. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I would appoint RFK Jnr as |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | my health minister and he would fix everything. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I need to rely on |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | that dancing dipshit Elon Musk |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | to bribe enough voters and my Supreme Court |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | disenfranchising everyone! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It’s okay, I just need to get |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hulk Hogan to rip up more |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | shirts to show we are not fascist. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We will be fine as long |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | as Mike Johnson doesn’t reveal |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | our plan to repeal the Chips Act. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Also Elon better not mention |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | our plan to crash the economy. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We should just ban women from voting again! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Whether you like it or not |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we have all the best endorsements |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That girl Nicky Jam should help with |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the Puerto Rico problem. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Kid Rock is still popular right? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Nobody cares about Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, LeBron James, Madonna, the Avengers, JLo, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Jessica Alba, Harrison Ford, Cardi B… |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The end is near. |