| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is a list of award winners. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ‘Twas a wonderful ceremony. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everyone was happy. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Many great athletes were celebrated. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Soccer, Hockey, Baseball—all great winners |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And where is Wesley Saunders? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know, wrestling MVP? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Wesley Saunders… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Did not win MVP. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Johnny Cole did…. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who knew this earlier and did not tell me, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How can Johnny Cole beat Wes?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Every time they sparred, Wes beat Johnny! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He won bronze for our province at the Canada Games! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Losing to a Villager like that.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How could the punish him like this?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So what, he went to a Halloween Dance drunk! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He served his suspension! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He paid for his crime! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Now the school board disqualifies him?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ridiculous! Such a disgrace! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | His poor mother, Linda… |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Poor, Linda |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And Calvin too |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They cooked him his meals! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Fish and Potatoes each day |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the CBC… |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They came out to Carbonear to do a news story! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And for what?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For him to be robbed! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Was this Ray Noel? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Was this the doing of the Harbour Master?! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He always hated Wes! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Always… |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Catholic/Protestant rivalry |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is deplorable… |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Zach must be distraught |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jessica Laing too |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It’s all a DISGRACE! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, he still has the scholarship. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Carbonear Collegiate is dead. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | First they ban smoking, now this. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The dream is over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tell Randy Ralph I’m sorry. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Cancel the party at the Grassy Spot Friday night. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell Fitz don’t bother buying beer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking MVP awards…. |
