| 00:00 - 00:03 | They added beasts on floor 12-1 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Floor 12-2 is that annoying machine |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and 12-3 is Legatus Golem with gazillion HP |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All floors are basically impossible to pass |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unless you use Navia with heavy support teams |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | These Abyss updates are getting out of hand |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but I am sure we'll 36 star after enough attempts |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dawei... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we've been... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've beeen trying for 10 days already |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We failed to get 3 stars even on 12-1 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't have your map explored 100%. get. out. now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FOUR FUCKING YEARS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I wasted 4 goddamn years on this game! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My Ganyu is C5 with Amo's R3! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What am I doing with my life... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I play on two servers simultaneously |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | just so I can pull for every new character banner |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and have all craftable weapons on R5! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And all of this with my potato Xiaomi phone!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dawei knows what he's doing! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dawei faps on Honkai! He doesn't give two shits about Genshin! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein führer, it's just 100 primogems |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you get it dummy, this is not about some blue stones |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I have OCD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need to know that all the time and effort |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I put into this soul crushing game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | at least gives some kind of a dopamine reward |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All the kids I taught how to play since AR 16 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | are now flexing with their signature weapons |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I couldn't even get Raiden's stick |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only time I ever tried pulling for the weapon banner! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Except Xianyun and Shenhe |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have every character there is |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and I upgraded them all to level 90 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't find two teams that will function normally without Bennett |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I passed all quests and took all chests known to man |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | with my Xiaomi Redmi 11 |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I had to withstand Paimon's unfunny jokes TWICE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they can't add a fucking SKIP button for years |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's okay, we can skip the Hangout Events now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't want to play other gacha games |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd play Blue Archive, but I am a school teacher |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am scared |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They'll jail me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll wait for that cursed Ganyu banner, make her C6 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And delete the genshin app forever |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Inazuma was the best region |
