The Vets getting a squad together on Sunday morning.

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The gaffer's life every Sunday morning. The issues the gaffer faces in getting the squad together.

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00:00 - 00:03We kick off at 2pm.
00:04 - 00:05The pitch
00:05 - 00:07has been inspected
00:08 - 00:12and we should hopefully
00:12 - 00:15be able to play on it.
00:17 - 00:19Good. The council said
00:19 - 00:21it would only be us playing on it.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28The under 11s girls
00:31 - 00:33and under 13s rugby teams have played fixtures on it this morning
00:34 - 00:36It's completely fucked!!!
00:53 - 00:58Everyone step outside, except Billsie, Nadgers and Pezza.
01:13 - 01:15WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!
01:15 - 01:17Every fucking week this happens!!!
01:18 - 01:23I know they have to play somewhere
01:25 - 01:28but this is the Vets we are talking about here!!
01:29 - 01:31All we want is to have a kick!!
01:31 - 01:34And this happens again.
01:34 - 01:37I bet the showers haven't even been turned on again
01:37 - 01:4032 grown men trying to wash mud off in freezing water!!
01:40 - 01:42Pontins, it'll be different next season
01:42 - 01:46Next fucking season!!! I should've fucking thrown in the towel in May last year.
01:46 - 01:48Pontins...we'll get the win today
01:48 - 01:52The win? A bare 11 with over half the squad either pissed or hardly able to last 5 minutes.
01:53 - 01:54Every fucking year!!
01:56 - 01:57I should know better by now
01:57 - 02:00I can't make it boss
02:00 - 02:03Got my kid's football
02:04 - 02:08I'm away this weekend
02:08 - 02:13It's my misses's birthday
02:14 - 02:16I done my back getting out of the shower
02:17 - 02:21I've got a family meal
02:27 - 02:29Excuses every week
02:30 - 02:34Just once I'd like 16 fully fit and committed men
02:34 - 02:36ready to wear the shirt
02:41 - 02:42Just once
02:43 - 02:47But every fucking week it's the same old shit!!
02:48 - 02:53I swear to fuck I'm not doing this next season
02:54 - 02:56It'll be ok Pontins
02:56 - 02:59Just one more time gaffer
03:00 - 03:02Don't you fuckers know how much strain this takes??
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry...he'll cheer up when Aidy posts a video
03:14 - 03:16I suppose it is good fun back at the pub
03:19 - 03:23When we're all having a beer
03:25 - 03:26Ok
03:31 - 03:33We'll go again
03:40 - 03:46But if that fucking Northern Irishman winds me up about Liverpool today
03:46 - 03:49I will fucking ban that twat
03:53 - 03:56Get your kit on and get out there boys