Commisioner's Rage

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00:00 - 00:03The game is over, we are now 1-3
00:04 - 00:05Murry scored single digits
00:05 - 00:07Singletary scored less than 5
00:08 - 00:12Brown is still on IR
00:12 - 00:15And Globo Gym still has Pecheco
00:17 - 00:19It's fine, we traded
00:19 - 00:21for JT. Our run game is strong
00:24 - 00:26Commissioner...
00:27 - 00:28Jonathan Taylor...
00:31 - 00:33Jonathan Taylor left sunday's game. He didn't return
00:34 - 00:36They say it's a high ankle sprain
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave except for the Offensive Coordinator, Defensive Coordinator, and the Waterboy
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck do you mean high ankle sprain?!
01:15 - 01:17JT was the only good thing we had left!!
01:18 - 01:23Who are we going to put in for him, D'Onta Foreman?!
01:25 - 01:28He's even more useless than T.J. Edwards!
01:29 - 01:31"Top IDP Pick" my ass!
01:31 - 01:34You can pick up better players on the waiver wire!
01:34 - 01:37Not that we could get anyone
01:37 - 01:40because we spent all of our FABB in week 2!
01:40 - 01:42Commissioner we got board wiped and had to be bold
01:42 - 01:4621 million on Alec Pierce?! That prick is costing me $50!
01:46 - 01:48Commissioner, its only week 4!
01:48 - 01:52You know damn well we aren't winning a ring this year!
01:53 - 01:54We know all too well when its over!
01:56 - 01:5713 years of this bullshit
01:57 - 02:00only 2 super bowl appearances
02:00 - 02:03and 2 Super bowl losses!
02:04 - 02:08I've been to the playoffs 8 times and somehow lost all of them
02:08 - 02:13How the hell is that even possible to not have one win?!
02:14 - 02:16Who's dick do you need to suck to get a ring?
02:17 - 02:21I should just take the players i want from the other teams. Fuck it, I'll just go full Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29It wasn't supposed to be like this.
02:30 - 02:34I created the FWB Rough Riders!!! Me!
02:34 - 02:36How can my own creation cause me so much pain?
02:41 - 02:42Ryan, Dane, and Matt have two rings
02:43 - 02:47Even Tom's bitch ass has a ring! He has the worst win ratio in the league!
02:48 - 02:53What outlandish absurdity will happen next. Steven gets a ring?!?
02:54 - 02:56I'll burn this league to the ground
02:56 - 02:59Before Steven wins the Super Bowl with Carr!
03:00 - 03:02But it seems more likely than winning with Aiyuk!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry. Its like this every year.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I'm just not meant to win...
03:19 - 03:23Maybe what they say is right. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
03:25 - 03:26This season is lost
03:31 - 03:33All we can do is hope we don't lose
03:40 - 03:46Steven looked real fucked up after that egging. I would bruise like a bannana
03:46 - 03:49Fuck it, id rather take the dress again.
03:53 - 03:56There's always next year...