SMOKING IN A PUB GARDEN

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TOBACCO BASED FUN RELATING TO A DEBATE ON BLUE MOON REGARDING CIGGIES AND COUGHING

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00:00 - 00:03SMOKERS ARE STILL SMOKING IN THESE GARDENS
00:04 - 00:05MEXICO AND OTHERS ARE TAKING THE PISS
00:05 - 00:07PEOPLE ARE COUGHING EVERYWHERE
00:08 - 00:12LANDLORDS HAVE BEEN INFORMED
00:12 - 00:15MODS HAVE BEEN DESPATCHED
00:17 - 00:19I WANT THE GARDEN SURROUNDED
00:19 - 00:21ARREST ANYONE WHO SMELLS FUNNY
00:24 - 00:26IT'S A BLUEMOON MEET UP
00:27 - 00:28THEY ALL SMELL FUNNY
00:31 - 00:33SMOKERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR SMELL
00:34 - 00:36THE SNIFFER DOGS ARE GAGGING
00:53 - 00:58ALL THE VAPERS FUCK OFF OUT THE ROOM NOW
01:13 - 01:15FIRST IT WAS THE SPIRALS AT HALF TIME
01:15 - 01:17NOW IT'S THE FUCKING PUB GARDENS
01:18 - 01:23WHERE'S THIS CAPTAIN COATIGAN?
01:25 - 01:28ALL MOUTH NO FUCKING ACTION
01:29 - 01:31HE SAID HE'D CONVINCE THE CUNTS
01:31 - 01:34I HEARD HE'S TOO SCARED OF THE SMOKE TO GO IN
01:34 - 01:37THE MODS LIVING IT UP WITH THE CAPSTANS
01:37 - 01:40LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE
01:40 - 01:42ONE OF THE MODS IS AN AMERICAN NOW
01:42 - 01:46IS IT THAT FUCKER WHO BANGS ON ABOUT CATCHPHRASE?
01:46 - 01:48IT WAS EGGHEADS HE NEVER MENTIONS IT
01:48 - 01:52I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT'S CRACKERFUCKIN' JACK
01:53 - 01:54TELL COATIGAN TO DISPERSE THEM
01:56 - 01:57AND ARREST THAT MOUTHY MEXICAN BASTARD
01:57 - 02:00GOING AGAINST OBERSTURMFUHRER STARMERS ORDERS CAN'T BE TOLERATED
02:00 - 02:03HE'S ONLY BEEN IN CHARGE A FORTNIGHT
02:04 - 02:08PEOPLE CHOKING TO DEATH IN PUBS
02:08 - 02:13PENSIONERS FREEZING BURNING FURNITURE TO STAY ALIVE
02:14 - 02:16VOTERS ARE GOING TO THINK HE'S A CUNT
02:17 - 02:21THE FRENCH HAVE PHONED THE HEALTH AND SAFETY
02:27 - 02:29THE SMELL OF WOODBINES IS PUTTING THEM OFF THEIR SNAILS
02:30 - 02:34I WANT THIS STOPPED BEFORE THE EUROPEAN CAMPAIGN
02:34 - 02:36THOSE BASTARDS OUTSIDE THE TOILETS TOO
02:41 - 02:42CATCH THEM AND INTER THEM
02:43 - 02:47USE DIBLEY AND SLINGBACK TO INFORM
02:48 - 02:53THEY'D SELL THEIR FAMILY FOR AN ARSENAL TICKET
02:54 - 02:56EVEN A BRENTFORD TICKET AT A FUCKING PUSH
02:56 - 02:59WE HAVE TAXED THE CIGGIES
03:00 - 03:02HIDDEN THEM IN BIG CUPBOARDS SO THEY CAN'T REACH
03:04 - 03:07YOU STINK LIKE HALF AN OUNCE OF HALF SHAG
03:14 - 03:16IF WE LOSE THE BEER GARDEN
03:19 - 03:23NEXT IT WILL BE POLAND
03:25 - 03:26WE WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK
03:31 - 03:33WHILE 555 SMOKE STILL HANGS OVER THE BEER GARDEN
03:40 - 03:46WE'RE FUCKED...UNDONE BY A BLUEMOON MEET UP
03:46 - 03:49PRO SMOKING FUCKERS AND SPIRAL PUFFERS
03:53 - 03:56BRINGING DOWN THE TOOLMAKERS SON