| 00:00 - 00:03 | Concord has launched |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Steam page is up |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Disks are in stores |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Banners on the home page |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Marketing is ongoing on Twitter |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It will be a huge success |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It only… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Concord only sold 25,000 copies |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It flopped |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who isn’t a straight white male get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You imbeciles! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It flopped!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What do you mean it flopped!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You told me it would sell |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We had pronouns |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The one white guy looks Hispanic |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | A lesbian robot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | 4 black characters |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Perhaps 5 black characters? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told you to make half of them black! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we tried.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Where’s the modern audience! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It flopped |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They are all over Twitter |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tweeting all day |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And now they are nowhere to be found |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They were supposed to buy the game |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have a vacuum cleaner with pronouns |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And an obese Mexican in a coat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How much more woke do they need! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It flopped… |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We hired a woke woman who calls herself “The Professor” |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We did it all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It wasn’t enough |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We even made sure to make them as unsexy as possible |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They’re hideous |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even Rule34 wouldn’t touch them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | There’s no results! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There’s always Last of Us 3 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That’s it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It’s over |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 8 years |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 250 million |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Modern Audience is a lie |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They don’t exist |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We were got |
