Richmond, BC, City Planner's meeting 24/08/04
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This is a parody video of the Richmond, BC, City Planner's meeting held 24/08/04
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've changed the 99 northbound exit ramp once again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And added even more cones |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to the over pass |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But people are still making U-turns |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at Richmond Country Farms |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Put up more barrels...put up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | put up more cones |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Mayor... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there are... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there are no more barrels |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and we're running out of cones |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those who came up with "Merge Like Zipper"...stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We had them at Gilbert Road! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A bloody sewer replacement project... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Then they have to go through a freaking multi-use pathway project on Steveston |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | As if the tunnel project wasn't enough |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No. 2 Road... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I said not to start it until we can move |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the cones and barrels |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | from No. 1 and Francis |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We thought with the added confusion... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You have to let them gain CONFIDENCE and THEN confuse them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Mayor...the Finn Rd. option... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know that goes right passed my house |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Use your head! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I told you again and again |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | More speed bumps, especially at controlled intersections |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | like that idiotic one at Two and Moncton |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Promote even more cycling on Dyke |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Approve more condos built on Williams |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | More garbage trucks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Let those electric scooters and ebikes run amok |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As if the tunnel project wasn't enough |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's always been my dream...a life long dream |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to bring this city to its knees |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And yet |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because of poor cone and barrel requisition and management decisions |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Traffic could be flowing once again without impedence |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | before that buddhist monastery |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | can be completed on No. 5 Rd. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Can you imagine the traffic next Chinese New Year? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the Lavender Festival is safe |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm afraid we're already committed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to the 2 Rd. multipurpose lane |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need cones |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The landscapers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's those bloody landscapers they think they can just help themselves |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | to whatever cones they see lying around |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They don't even use them |