Hitler hears that gravel is not moving.
19 views • 7/28/2024
Life onboard a finnish small tonnage bulker is not always easy. Based on a true story
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have almost half of the cargo onboard |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two trucks are coming |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So we will shift soon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Aft draft is too fucking much |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But if the take rest in fore, its ok. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So about 3 hours |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and the cargo is on. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errrrrmmm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Captain... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Captain, the trucks are on break |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gravel is not moving. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but the officers, leave the bridge and go eat porks neck. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY THE GRAVEL DOES NOT MOVE?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can't you fucking dickweeds even load properly? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even drunken Estonian broom-men make the gravel move better than you! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not to mention the apprentices. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What have i done to deserve |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | that all my officers are either Estonian or from Turku? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | or from Turku? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Captain, im still living in Helsinki.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well but i think Helsinki is nice... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When i was young, officers shoveled the gravel themselves |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | With our bloodied hands we shoveled. |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | Because we cared that the gravel was moving. |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | Now you cockless assfucks, stand here crying |
| 02:02 - 02:03 | while the trucks are on coffee break |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If you were not lazy little shits |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That only sleep and fart, we would have the cargo on already! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to ask? |
| 02:17 - 02:19 | But no! |
| 02:19 - 02:22 | Atleast Stalin got the Estonians moving! |
| 02:26 - 02:30 | Turku-folk can only be put out of their misery.. |
| 02:31 - 02:36 | If it were up to me, i would send you all to be broom-men in Bekkeri |
| 02:41 - 02:44 | But even they would not accept you |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | Something must be done |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Otherwise you will never learn... |
| 02:54 - 02:58 | From here on, you will load using a spoon |
| 02:58 - 03:01 | And clean the cargo hatch lining |
| 03:01 - 03:02 | with toothbrushes. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he is only joking.. I hope. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hate the crew so fucking much |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Especially the Turku-folk. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | I do not think you fully understand yet.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If the gravel doesn't move... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I do not get pilotage money. |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | Atleast there is porks neck in the galley. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stupid crew |
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