| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Dan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Salmon is leaving this sunday |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And so is Harls |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Jayden is going too and told you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | not to watch the boys without him |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I guess me and Asset |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will game on our own for a few days |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dan... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Asset... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Asset is also leaving you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You will be on your own from thursday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All my imaginary friends leave the room right fucking now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How do you bitches expect me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To play with my cock for 3 days straight |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's been shooting dust for 7 years |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | now your telling me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's going to be working overtime! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I thought Asset would hold me |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But he is just going to simp isn't he? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dan she is my girlfriend |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I was your girlfriend once too |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | That's pretty gay dan |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You weren't saying that when you were pounding me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What do you expect me to play? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't go 6 rounds in zombies |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | without getting groped by femboys |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only to lose my raygun mark 2 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who is gonna carry me to the easter egg? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | While i watch the guide |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | MrRoflWaffle is my only friend now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I hope you all get chlamydia on holiday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm a lonly man |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Someone cast no bitches on me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now i just watch porn in vr |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But here i am |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Thinking about me and my dick |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And how it's gonna be amputated by next Sunday |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Harls please |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do a 9/11 so i don't see your bitch ass again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Jayden i'm giving you to the feds |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok he'll still play with us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm gonna install Cuphead |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just to get the urge to end myself |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | since no one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | wants to be around me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Salmon i'm coming for you |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And Asset |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | your gonna be waking up trans on monday |
