| 00:00 - 00:03 | Here we have the bread moving from the store to the house |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will be brought to the house |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cooked to perfection for your liking |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once ready, the cooks will bring you your sandwich |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that will make you very happy indeed |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I am sure I am will be happy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | especially since the crusts will be cut |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Temple President! |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The head chef decided |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Head chef thought that you love the crusts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So he left them on, like always |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Temple commander, Bhakta leaders, and Vice president leave right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is totally unbonafide |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This is what Prabhupada taught you |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That you don't listen to your temple president |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Simply dull headed, with no brains |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone with some human intelligence |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | knows that bread is best with crusts on it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All of you have gone through Bhakta training, right? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bhakta training, or bogus training or hog training??? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My temple president, we we thought that that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Thought? Thought? Who told you to think? I say, you do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My temple president, yes we follow but |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But, what? I am the purest devotee! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Of all the temple presidents |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I am the best of them all |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Lord Chaitanya spoke of me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am more humble than the blade of grass |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | lower than the straw in the street |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | tolerating all disrespect and giving respect to others AND CHANTING FOREVER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do I ask for too much?? JUST CRUSTS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You don't deserve me, you deserve Stalin for temple president |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Other TPs went to TP academy |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I didn't, I conquered on my own without GBC support |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I distributed 10,008 books everyday |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | did 12 aratis a day |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | made 100,008 devotees, cooked prasadam for 1,000,008 people everyday |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And this is what I get for my pure devotional service! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The temple presidents in India |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | get mango lassi and foot massage for breakfast |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with bhaktins at their beck and call |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Anna, you are still his favorite bhaktin |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maya has won indeed |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kali yuga has won indeed today |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I give up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will make someone else TP |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and I will become GBC indeed from now on |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and remain so till I give up my body |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me that lousy sandwich now |
