| 00:00 - 00:03 | We just got word, that Snyder has just sold the Commanders to the Harris group for 6B. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They also plan on building a new Stadium over in this area we believe. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Doesn't matter really...That Stadium of theirs has more sewer leaks than our concentration camps. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We all agree that Stadium is a shit hole. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Rumor has it, they want to build it at the old RFK site. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No worries...it only seats about 55 Thousand. Gimme a breakHalf of those will be opposing fans. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me something I don't know, asswipes! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Just had a crazy draft and.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Free Agency was impressive as well. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a good coaching staff.... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're a Commanders fan, stay....otherwise, the Chiefs bandwagon is in the hallway. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I'm so tired of this shit!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | If it's not 1 thing, it's another! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All you bastards had to do, was offer Snyder one of our U-boats & a couple of German Hotties! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You're as competent as Ron Rivera! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You Eric Bienemy wanna bees... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm the one that makes decisions, you Matt Millen idiots. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 1st it was the name change...you screwed that up! Commanders?? Sounds like the Polish army! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I wanted something tough! Legendary.... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We had Red Wolves as an option. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a damn....It's not REDSKINS you dumbass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about Red Wings? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you know what that even means, dipshit? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This was my team! I dreamed it my whole life. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | From watching Sammy Baugh throw 4 TD's & intercept 4 passes in the same game vs the Lions |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To Theismann batting a popped up ball vs Miami in the Superbowl to save the game... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then LT had to break his damn leg! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So many bad decisions! So many bad coaching hires... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | So many draft busts...so many QB's who failed. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Were the last team to not have 11 wins, since owned by Snyder. I was gonna change that!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now...We see they finally got it right! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Tom Brady is retired. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now we got Patrick to Kelsey to deal with. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Going for a 3-peat. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So who's this Adam Peters guy? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Can I recruit him over you idiots, who couldn't run a Krispy Kreme Franchise? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now Jayden Daniels? Good Lord, think of the jerseys they're gonna sell. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | So who else owns this damn team? Michael Phelps? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | P Diddy...Kanye...Elon Musk? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It should be ME, you clowns dressed & looking like my soldiers. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok to be a Browns fan. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Once they get that name right? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People will eventually go to their games. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Until then, looks like we focus on the Bills. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking Canada... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hate the cold! It's why the Russians kicked our ass! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We're definitely building a dome! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me someone like Adam Peters! |
