| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're leaving Alpha, Fuhrer. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've added new clothing and armour sets. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Random gen is better. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Optimisations have improved generation times |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we've added new animals on the map |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Have you fixed the gun sights yet... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...so they line up? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the sights... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have decreased pop-up, optimsed the glass, added new zombie skins |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we got new vehicle models too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Prime, Joel, Rick, stay. The rest get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We've been in Alpha ten years |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and you still havent fixed the sights? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you're going 1.0? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and the dev stream? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Rick and madmole are still using cheap headsets, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | voice echo and no audio for the new inventory sounds |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I watched that stream for 2 hours |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and nothing about gun sights. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer the new stuff is good. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about the stream? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer its been a year since the last one |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You've given me new models and clothing and... F the map. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Lined up gun sights is all I want. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The white bits still don't line up. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How can can I do quests with open sights? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I want to shoot the new animals like in real life. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what about the new POI's and bandits |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We saw nothing about bandits |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm sick of zombies |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick of the streams |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It was my favourite game. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It had so much promise but I can no longer give you my respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You've ruined it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And again, the dev stream... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ...do you not even remember the old streams, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | when you showed the new POI's, or Joel's playthroughs... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...when he hit his own motorbike |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and you still havent fixed the sights |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and now your audio is terrible too |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll get them new headsets |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's still my favourite game |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and I love the big wheels on the new 4x4 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Roll back to Alpha, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | get bandits in, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | line up the sights so I can hit the new deer models |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or Ill give you knuckle-rubs. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have spoken. |
