Hitler reacts to Cambridge IGCSE History Paper 1
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IGCSE Cambridge history was last friday. Here are some thoughts presented by hitler
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The history exams are finally here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have done hours of LoN |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the Berlin blockade |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After 2 years of this shit |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This exam should be a breeze with everything you’ve studied |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think we’ll get abyssinia |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And I’ve memorized all the league’s commissions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The test… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Had no League of Nations |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And talked about the greek civil war |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who did the USSR question, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | NO LEAGUE OF NATIONS??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I REVISE FUCKING CORFU AND IT DOESN’T EVEN COME UP? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GREEK CIVIL WAR?? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what was this test. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHY DID THE ALLIES INTRODUCE A NEW CURRENCY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WELL I DON’T KNOW! THEY CAN SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WALESA |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I HOPE THOSE EXAMINERS COLLAPSE LIKE THE FUCKING USSR |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, at least the ToV question was easy- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BECAUSE EVERYONE DOES THE TOV QUESTION |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, the Germany question was not too bad- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NOT TOO BAD? WTF EVEN HAPPENED FROM 1932 TO 33?!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I HAVE PORED |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | OVER USELESS FACTOIDS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. I HAVE COLONIZED QUIZLET |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I COULD TELL YOU THE NUMBER OF BRICKS IN THE BERLIN WALL |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | BUT DID ANY OF IT COME UP???? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THIS EXAM IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! WHO ASKS FOR SHIT NOT FROM THE SPEC? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IT’S DISGRACEFUL. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I HAVE POURED MY HEART AND SOUL INTO REVISION |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | only to get asked about some whacko’s 14 points. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have been lied to. I was told this would be easy. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To just memorize one fact per spec point |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 2 YEARS I HAVE SPENT HOPING FOR A GOOD FINAL EXAM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND INSTEAD I GET SOME WHACK ASS QUESTIONS ON SHIT WE NEVER LEARNED |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will never return to history ever again. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not after how much I WAS HUMBLED BY THIS TEST! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I THOUGHT I’D COOK. I THOUGHT, EASY 9. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, Anna. You won’t ever have nightmares about Khrushchev again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After all this time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | At least it’s all over and I can forget all of this ever happened |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My wrist went into paralysis by the end of the test |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My handwriting looked like a dog slobbering over a paper with a pen in its mouth |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least my coursework might carry me to a good grade |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But for now I’m left guessing |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If I got anything between a 3 or a 9 |