| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mrs. Lopez, the STAAR and AP scores have come in. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | US History, 80 percent pass rate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AP World History, 25% |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Human Geography AP, 46% |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | 25 Seniors failed Government and will not graduate |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Krantz, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | her masters scores from her 5th period class will save us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mrs Lopez, uhhh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Krantz... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She said "Zero F's given" and dissapeared |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Her masters percentage was 2% |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Canales, Lenz, Pickering, and Meek. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who let Krantz resign!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who knows where Hurley is! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Interviewing for Admin positions like an ingrate! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And what of Carawan? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He left me a weak department |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He has been phoning it in all year! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jokes, and jokes, and jokes. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now our scores suck! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mrs. Lopez, we are bringing in David Perritano to help bridge the gap. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Perritano? get your head out of your ass Canales, he is a science teacher! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mrs. Lopez, his degree is in history though. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | From the University of Texas, not Texas A&M. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It is a trash school! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | yourself Social Studies teachers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | because you have a certificate? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Have you decorated your rooms like the Gilded age |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | or dressed up like Rosie the Riveter? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You have been coddled too long. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I hope you enjoyed Carawan as your leader, cause now you have Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Everytime I walk down the hall |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | your rooms are dark and i hear videos. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Prime, Netflix, youtube! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Not one of you lectures anymore. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Is it any surprise our scores have slipped? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Krantz and Hurley at basketball tournaments, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Lenz being angry all the time, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Canales giving the kids dum-dums instead of punishment. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pickering and Sherwood fighting like siblings! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down Sherwood, it will be alright. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think I will be like Cody White. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will high five kids in the hall |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with a goofy grin on my face. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Social Studies Department is kaput. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I may as well go teach ELA with those losers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or do Inclusion with Carawan. |
