| 00:00 - 00:03 | This here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Is where where we must |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Get new technicians to cover |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know we are asking for a lot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we do need 5 new staff |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At first it was just 1 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And now you say more |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My manager |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Gary |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Gary will be leaving |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He will be leaving in 3 months |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hates him leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He is like Joe Carman |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He doesn't water his plant |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For god sake he uses his own tea cup |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | His shoes, they are never on his feet |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do they never get cold!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 13 winters and still the same |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Polar bears need more warmth |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And that tshirt he wears |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he needs it in the summer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He wears 2 layers, why! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It is to hide his cold nipples |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How cold can a nipple be |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have heating |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He even has a jumper |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | On top of that he has a jacket too, his nipples will not show |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Aside from this he has so much rubbish by his desk |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many switches does one man need |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will tell you, one, just one! How many break at a time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He leaves them hidden for spiders |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The spiders don't even use computers, they don't have thumbs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even if they did they could use a mouse |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It would be too heavy for them to move |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Let alone scroll |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Any don't get me started with mice |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They can do nothing at all |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fuck talking about animals, what about his schools |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How are they going to cope |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | When they make a new tech tea |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Someone who doesn't say no |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, once they taste it they will say no |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They will then have to drink water |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Direct from the tap |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Probably warm |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Totally unflitered |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Like a cow in a field, one that has been sat in the sun |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Any drinking piss would be comparable |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He can go to hell |
