| 00:00 - 00:03 | Eoin just won the last race so now he has a 5 point playlist lead |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There was a massive crash at this corner here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And he managed to take advantage of the chaos and steal first place |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We tried our best, but catch up wasn't doing anything for us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then we almost took him out on this corner here, but just missed him |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's fine, don't worry about it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There's only a 5 point gap and one race left |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The last |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The last race is a parachute. There's no way to win the playlist anymore |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The winner has effectively been decided |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's not a filthy sewer rat stays here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is this anticlimactic bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can you put a fucking team event as the last race in a playlist? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All you had to do was put fucking Down The Drain or Under The Wing |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry, you tried |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I left fucking Helldivers for this piece of shit game |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | 1000 hours and still can't get a win |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I might as well just turn off the PS5 already |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But if you do that you'll give him a Mikey playlist as well! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about the Mikey playlist! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But everything else apart from this was good at least! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How many times did I blacklist Paul for this bullshit? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But nobody fucking listened to me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Time and time again |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He gets another chance to fuck things up |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Coudn't even manage to put a normal race to finish |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I couldn't even send in my Special Olympics death squad to get him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They might have gotten him to DNF the race even, and keep him down in the sewers where he belongs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I nearly fucking had him too |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But now we're probably going to end up on the same team to top it all off |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm saying this now once and for all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've had it up to here with this bullshit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm done with GTA for good now |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A team event |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where my Special Olympics team can't even slow him down, never mind make him DNF for me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear it's all just one big massive conspiracy against me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I'm done for good now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm going back to PC gaming forever |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You can all keep your piece of shit GTA! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he always comes back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We had some good times |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's a decent game at the end of the day |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just a bit old |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll win the next one |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We just need to put in more minigames and less of the races that he's actually good at |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll have him then, I'm telling you now |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm going to bed now anyways |
