| 00:00 - 00:03 | So let's review Year 13 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most are excellent boys |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 13MW are really clever |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | 13DM do everything they're told |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and 13SE are full of goody goodies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about 13SW? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How are they doing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Head of Year |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's just... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...they don't have a single achievement point |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...and the worst attendance of the year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, apart from Mr Watson, Mr Harris and Mr Glendining |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't believe it |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why did we put so many misfits in one form? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The letters SW was not meant to stand for strange and weird |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's all your fault Mr Watson |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You have spoilt them |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told you to register them at 8.45 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But they wander in at 8.50 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...and you do nothing about it! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Head of Year, they say traffic is bad |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | It no good, give them a Saturday detention |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Head of Year, some are good boys |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You mean Asad the "senior prefect" |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's no angel |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and that Jerry with his |
| 01:58 - 02:00 | "so cool" Phil Foden hairstyle |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I knew he'd not do any revision |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Didn't I tell you to put the whole form on report |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and check they are revising and working hard every week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but instead they just play computer games |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and checking their phones when you're looking the other way |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | and what about the benevolent fund? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we ask them to care for those in need |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | how much do they contribute? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | its a joke |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 20p a week is pathetic, a fraction of the other forms |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and don't get me started on the recycling |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | paper and plastic in bins for weeks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and nobody could care less about it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | their form room is a disgrace! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll tidy it up later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I had hoped that Isum and Rowan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | would help the others with their Physics homework |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but instead... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | their Physics is just rubbish |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I had hoped some of them at least might go to a decent universities |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | instead of "Bucks New University" |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get lost, you are all fired |
