| 00:00 - 00:03 | The bottle bank |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | has been moved |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the nearest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | one they can use |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is in St Boswells |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and the dog poo? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is that sorted? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hislops Row |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hislops row still poses |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | a blight on the village |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These scum have no place in our village |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | they come on our Whatsapp |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | with their opinions |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | wanting their voice |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to be heard |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | who do they think they are? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I shall change the settings |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | so only admins can post |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | that seems a bit dictatorial |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | we will silence any dissent |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but what about inclusion? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | inclusion? are we running a democracy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | no, we're in charge |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you think these people |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | understand anything |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | about development trusts? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | no, we must drive this forward |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | whether they like it or not |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we'll make sure the |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | whatsapp is only for |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | lost dolly's shoes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and wandering dogs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | we must keep control of |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | all important news |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WE rule this village |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we decide who has a |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | voice and a vote |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we run the coffee mornings |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the brunch |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok you can move to Midlem |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the problem is |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | too many incomers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and gypsies |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the Leaf is ruined |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we're finished |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm moving to Ancrum |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | leaving them to it |
