| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, trial is in session |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | in New York City |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Trump arrived by limo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He was escorted by secret service |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Judge Merchan was presiding |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, he will grant |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the motion to dismiss. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he refused. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The trial is proceeding. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But Trump fell asleep in court. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who supported Nimrata Haley leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You FUCKING IDIOTS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I TOLD YOU HE HAS DEMENTIA! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | AND MORE STDs THAN BRAIN CELLS! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | [Sobbing] My Trump Media stock. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's still above zero. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Trump was our last best chance. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You told me to drop DeSantis. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You said Trump has the best lawyers. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Alina Habba is a hottie you must admit. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He fired her, this is a different case, dumbass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The gag order was so unfair. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trump said Gettysburg was "beautiful" for fucks sake! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That gag order |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | was a huge favor! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Otherwise Trump can't shut |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | his orange fucking pie hole |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | except to chomp on a Big Mac! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why can't I find a single competent protege!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Putin got my hopes up. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But he's losing to a bunch of Ukranian farmers! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Trump is in big trouble. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We need to prop him up. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And tear Biden down. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Tell them to impeach |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Joe fucking Biden and the border guy, Alejandro Mayorkas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Drag Hunter Biden into Congress once and for all. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sick Jim Jordan and |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | James Comer on his ass |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Show his laptop photos! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't you like dick pics? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need some new blood. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Like Marjorie Greene who warned us about the space lasers. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or Bobo. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least Mike Johnson is popular. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And we have that file about the son he adopted. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But didn't really adopt. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mike's my new protege. |
