| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Hatfield boys are off to Valencia |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Bill knows a good Restaurant |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not sure its a good idea |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After the steak debacle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Best ever he said |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Bloody Billy Delia Smith |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He is fired |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | That last place cost 50 Euros |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Please no |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's found a fish Restaurant |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Gordon Bloody Ramsey |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | How many Restaurants, I'm done with him |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FFS someone stop him |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He will be wearing an Alice Band Next |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How is Roffy, anyone heard from him? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Heard he loves braces on his women |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't blame him |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But they have to be at least 18 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and he will probably smash the mum as well |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have you heard Archie had an Eagle on a par 4 . |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | did not even get anything in the twos 2 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did he wear shorts |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He used to be a pro |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | pro my arse, pro would not wear shorts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | playing of a 5 handicap, having a fucking bubble |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Needs to take a look at himself |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How the fuck did he become a policeman |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bet they dropped the height requirement |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what about that fucking booking system |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Cant get a fecking tee time on a Sat |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | what do we have to do |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fuck it lets all book a time |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Probably wont work though |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Someone talk to Tim |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lets all stick together |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even Panshanger does not have a booking system |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I just wanna play golf, is it that hard |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am done with this dog track |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Going back to Welwyn |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But its a pitch n putt course |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | what the fuck do we do |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK did Roffy touch you ? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Marny has a bad back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Not heard that one before |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | who's round ? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Someone call Martin |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He's not been the same since he was hit on the head |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Did anyone actually shout fore |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck it, I am done with golf |
