| 00:00 - 00:03 | Announcing Cal Day 2024 execution plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pay attention! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will park here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wear layers and a slicker. It will rain. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Food is available on campus. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But the bathrooms |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will have to go potty. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SoCal |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chemistry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chemistry Lecture is right after lunch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you might not be able to hold it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will leave: Big C, Bearister, Anarchistbear, calumnus |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is completely ABSURD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I need my pee pee break! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am not doing Cal Day to hold my weiner! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've got an enlarged benign prostate. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will not miss one minute |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Chem Lecture is why we're going. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they schedule it right after lunch! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What they hell were they thinking? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But SoCal, you've waited for 18 years! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Which is exactly why I need my potty break. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SoCal, go pee before the lecture. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We travel all the way from San Diego |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I will be so excited! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You expect me to not wet my pants |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | once I get back on campus |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The place where I lost my virginity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The place where I learned to drink |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where I ran around the Campanile naked |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And stayed up all night cramming for tests |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now the thought of SCT Jr doing the same? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This has been my life's dream |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That he could repeat my mistakes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and my successes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It is upon us NOW! He has been ACCEPTED! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My panties are already so wet I can't go on. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This happens every time I even think about it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But what can I do? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My blood pressure goes up, and I get wet! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna. We all grow old. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will have to pack daipers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And hope my dear boy doesn't notice. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have peed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | in my pants |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So be it. I am old, and he is young |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He can take the Chem Lecture without me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | While I find the loo. |
