SoCalTownie Jr goes to Cal
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Cal Day 2024. A father gathers everyone to discuss the plan of attack for showing son SoCalTownie Jr the Cal Campus - including the all important Chemistry Lecture, which will no doubt clinch the deal! Unfortunately, Papa gets some unfavorable news, and must update his battle plan.
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concordtom2 years ago
Congratulations to BearInsider.com's very own SoCalTownie, who's boy has been accepted to Cal. SoCal blessed us with Cal Hoops recruiting humor many years ago. He gets his joyful pay back much delayed.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Announcing Cal Day 2024 execution plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pay attention! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will park here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wear layers and a slicker. It will rain. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Food is available on campus. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But the bathrooms |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will have to go potty. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | SoCal |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Chemistry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Chemistry Lecture is right after lunch |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you might not be able to hold it. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will leave: Big C, Bearister, Anarchistbear, calumnus |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is completely ABSURD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I need my pee pee break! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am not doing Cal Day to hold my weiner! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I've got an enlarged benign prostate. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will not miss one minute |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The Chem Lecture is why we're going. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And they schedule it right after lunch! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What they hell were they thinking? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But SoCal, you've waited for 18 years! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Which is exactly why I need my potty break. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | SoCal, go pee before the lecture. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We travel all the way from San Diego |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I will be so excited! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You expect me to not wet my pants |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | once I get back on campus |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The place where I lost my virginity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The place where I learned to drink |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where I ran around the Campanile naked |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And stayed up all night cramming for tests |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now the thought of SCT Jr doing the same? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This has been my life's dream |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | That he could repeat my mistakes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and my successes. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It is upon us NOW! He has been ACCEPTED! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | My panties are already so wet I can't go on. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This happens every time I even think about it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But what can I do? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My blood pressure goes up, and I get wet! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna. We all grow old. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will have to pack daipers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And hope my dear boy doesn't notice. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I have peed |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | in my pants |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | So be it. I am old, and he is young |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He can take the Chem Lecture without me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | While I find the loo. |