Salt Miner's 3rd Birthday Blowout
136 views • 4/12/2024
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are behind, we need to clean up some tiles. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Team 1 is going to pull away. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | See? We don't even have ACB. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Emart, the board is not looking good for us. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have teams at GWD but it might not be enough. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They will get complacent. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're shitters. RNG will come our way. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sleepy Emart |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Team 1 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Team 1 just got another fucking pet. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They're cracked, its over. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except, Smoked, MUSLE, Milly, and Jamberri. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did you manage to lose this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I cooked this shit up for us to win! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I should demote all of you to fucking Clan Guest! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this RNG. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bullshit Mutagen shouldn't count! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even took their stupid chin pet. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All so you could carry me to an EZ dub. You failed. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You let that moron Metro Matt get to you. Pathetic. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Him and Sated were greifing the Corp Mass. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those idiots had to try 6 times to get a KC! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Emart, he was Korasi speccing. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I never expected excuses like this from you, Milly. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DDOS these motherfuckers offline! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Goddamn GIMs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How am I going to show my face in the discord? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone is going to call me Sleepy Emart. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should have given the pot to Bulk to DM with. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how much I'm, going to have to skim to make up this loss? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If I see one more TOB plank, I swear to God. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MUSLE, you're supposed to be GM. What the fuck are you doing? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I give all I have to this clan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I gamble my fucking bank for this clan. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And this is what I get? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck these worthless 1600 total level ironmen spooning pets. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Muspah, Graardor, Scorpia, Lil Sol, even the fucking Chinchompa! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I can't believe this RNG.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I made our team with all the skilled players. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And they even called me out! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Geese, its only 100m per person. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to have to split this out. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now Bulk is perma banned. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's Jew's fault. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Salt Miner's 3rd birthday. And look what they've done with it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Sitting in their little chat. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Happy Birthday us. |
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Cajun1 year ago
Sleepy E Mart :D
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Jason1 year ago
This is word-for-word what I heard in the discord.
