Salt Miner's 3rd Birthday Blowout

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Cajun2 years ago
Sleepy E Mart :D
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Jason2 years ago
This is word-for-word what I heard in the discord.
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00:00 - 00:03We are behind, we need to clean up some tiles.
00:04 - 00:05Team 1 is going to pull away.
00:05 - 00:07See? We don't even have ACB.
00:08 - 00:12Emart, the board is not looking good for us.
00:12 - 00:15We have teams at GWD but it might not be enough.
00:17 - 00:19They will get complacent.
00:19 - 00:21They're shitters. RNG will come our way.
00:24 - 00:26Sleepy Emart
00:27 - 00:28Team 1
00:31 - 00:33Team 1 just got another fucking pet.
00:34 - 00:36They're cracked, its over.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out except, Smoked, MUSLE, Milly, and Jamberri.
01:13 - 01:15How did you manage to lose this?
01:15 - 01:17I cooked this shit up for us to win!
01:18 - 01:23I should demote all of you to fucking Clan Guest!
01:25 - 01:28I can't believe this RNG.
01:29 - 01:31Bullshit Mutagen shouldn't count!
01:31 - 01:34I even took their stupid chin pet.
01:34 - 01:37All so you could carry me to an EZ dub. You failed.
01:37 - 01:40You let that moron Metro Matt get to you. Pathetic.
01:40 - 01:42Him and Sated were greifing the Corp Mass.
01:42 - 01:46Those idiots had to try 6 times to get a KC!
01:46 - 01:48Emart, he was Korasi speccing.
01:48 - 01:52I never expected excuses like this from you, Milly.
01:53 - 01:54DDOS these motherfuckers offline!
01:56 - 01:57Goddamn GIMs
01:57 - 02:00How am I going to show my face in the discord?
02:00 - 02:03Everyone is going to call me Sleepy Emart.
02:04 - 02:08I should have given the pot to Bulk to DM with.
02:08 - 02:13Do you know how much I'm, going to have to skim to make up this loss?
02:14 - 02:16If I see one more TOB plank, I swear to God.
02:17 - 02:21MUSLE, you're supposed to be GM. What the fuck are you doing?
02:27 - 02:29I give all I have to this clan.
02:30 - 02:34I gamble my fucking bank for this clan.
02:34 - 02:36And this is what I get?
02:41 - 02:42Fuck this.
02:43 - 02:47Fuck these worthless 1600 total level ironmen spooning pets.
02:48 - 02:53Muspah, Graardor, Scorpia, Lil Sol, even the fucking Chinchompa!
02:54 - 02:56I can't believe this RNG..
02:56 - 02:59I made our team with all the skilled players.
03:00 - 03:02And they even called me out!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Geese, its only 100m per person.
03:14 - 03:16I'm going to have to split this out.
03:19 - 03:23And now Bulk is perma banned.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33It's Jew's fault.
03:40 - 03:46Salt Miner's 3rd birthday. And look what they've done with it.
03:46 - 03:49Sitting in their little chat.
03:53 - 03:56Happy Birthday us.