| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have scouted every record store in Berlin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Mom and pop shops, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | big retailers, everything |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We finally found the record you wanted |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | though the import fees were a bitch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Put Reign in Blood... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...on the turntable |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we thought you meant |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Divine Intervention |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | with it's song SS-3 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Diehard 80's Slayer fans leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I ordered you baffoons to get |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE Slayer song to best motivate our troops |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How is it anything other than Angel of Death off Reign in Blood? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No Nazi songs on Hell Awaits? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I thought he meant War Ensemble |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My bestie is Josef Mengele. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SS-3 is about Reinhard Heydrich for fuck's sake! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Have they ever even played SS-3 live? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Bostaph's drumming is so precise! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! He lack Lombardo's feel! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I realize Divine sounds like crap but... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Crap? It sounds like it was recorded in this very bunker! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Jeff Hanneman only wrote a few songs on this album |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | even Tom didn't contribute much either |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | plus by that time Jeff was drinking too much Heineken |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | forcing Kerry King to pick up the slack |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Forget Poland, we should have invaded Amsterdam first |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and bombed the Heineken factory! Maybe then Jeff would have contributed more |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and written some war songs for Divine |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even want to hear about the later albums |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Listen, I know 'Fictional Reality' |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | has some killer riffage and Jeff briefly woke up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | on the title track but what kind of... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | throwaway filler tracks are |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | 'Circle of Beliefs' and 'Mind Control"? Even third rate thrash bands |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | from our homeland like Sodom and Destruction have better shit than that! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Were Jeff and Kerry even using |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | JCM 800s on this album? How can this tone be so |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | midrangy and muddy at the same time? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's those non vented G12T-75s. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really tried to like this album |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I'd even take South of Heaven over this. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least that had |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Behind the Crooked Cross. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even Show No Mercy mentioned us in 'The Final Command' |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So rather than listen to Divine Intervention |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I'll walk myself over to the gas chamber right now |
