00:00 - 00:03 | We have scouted every record store in Berlin |
00:04 - 00:05 | Mom and pop shops, |
00:05 - 00:07 | big retailers, everything |
00:08 - 00:12 | We finally found the record you wanted |
00:12 - 00:15 | though the import fees were a bitch |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good. Put Reign in Blood... |
00:19 - 00:21 | ...on the turntable |
00:24 - 00:26 | my fuhrer, |
00:27 - 00:28 | we thought you meant |
00:31 - 00:33 | Divine Intervention |
00:34 - 00:36 | with it's song SS-3 |
00:53 - 00:58 | Diehard 80's Slayer fans leave the room now |
01:13 - 01:15 | I ordered you baffoons to get |
01:15 - 01:17 | THE Slayer song to best motivate our troops |
01:18 - 01:23 | How is it anything other than Angel of Death off Reign in Blood? |
01:25 - 01:28 | No Nazi songs on Hell Awaits? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I thought he meant War Ensemble |
01:31 - 01:34 | My bestie is Josef Mengele. |
01:34 - 01:37 | SS-3 is about Reinhard Heydrich for fuck's sake! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Have they ever even played SS-3 live? |
01:40 - 01:42 | But Bostaph's drumming is so precise! |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit! He lack Lombardo's feel! |
01:46 - 01:48 | I realize Divine sounds like crap but... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Crap? It sounds like it was recorded in this very bunker! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Jeff Hanneman only wrote a few songs on this album |
01:56 - 01:57 | even Tom didn't contribute much either |
01:57 - 02:00 | plus by that time Jeff was drinking too much Heineken |
02:00 - 02:03 | forcing Kerry King to pick up the slack |
02:04 - 02:08 | Forget Poland, we should have invaded Amsterdam first |
02:08 - 02:13 | and bombed the Heineken factory! Maybe then Jeff would have contributed more |
02:14 - 02:16 | and written some war songs for Divine |
02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even want to hear about the later albums |
02:27 - 02:29 | Listen, I know 'Fictional Reality' |
02:30 - 02:34 | has some killer riffage and Jeff briefly woke up |
02:34 - 02:36 | on the title track but what kind of... |
02:41 - 02:42 | throwaway filler tracks are |
02:43 - 02:47 | 'Circle of Beliefs' and 'Mind Control"? Even third rate thrash bands |
02:48 - 02:53 | from our homeland like Sodom and Destruction have better shit than that! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Were Jeff and Kerry even using |
02:56 - 02:59 | JCM 800s on this album? How can this tone be so |
03:00 - 03:02 | midrangy and muddy at the same time? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's those non vented G12T-75s. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I really tried to like this album |
03:19 - 03:23 | but I'd even take South of Heaven over this. |
03:25 - 03:26 | At least that had |
03:31 - 03:33 | Behind the Crooked Cross. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Even Show No Mercy mentioned us in 'The Final Command' |
03:46 - 03:49 | So rather than listen to Divine Intervention |
03:53 - 03:56 | I think I'll walk myself over to the gas chamber right now |